Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
You got the Motion Picture, which had some beautiful and crazy shots, but most people felt it dragged on too long. And Spock flew into a space anus.
You got the Wrath of Khan. A lot of Trek heads, especially the older ones, consider this the best. If you hate on Wrath of Khan, phaser yourself.
Star Trek III, Young Spock Gets Laid And Doc Brown Is A Klingon.
(Pics of Brehs Ready to Risk it All)
In number 4, there are whales, nuclear wessels, and Spock solves the problem of a$$holes on public transit.
Star Trek 5, Uhura Gets Down
Star Trek 6 with some sagely advice for you:
This actually happens in Star Trek: Generations:
First Contact, probably the only solid TNG movie
Insurrection, where they ran out of money and didn't put any CG over the blue screens in the last scene. Or maybe they just didn't give a shyt by that point. The audience certainly couldn't have.
Nemesis, the film that almost made Tom Hardy commit that.
And then the three Star Trek: Star Wars movies. First one good IMO, second one real bad, third one okay. Each of these movies has the exact same plot: A Bad Guy Has a Giant Super Weapon. Seriously, they couldn't think of anything else.
You got the Wrath of Khan. A lot of Trek heads, especially the older ones, consider this the best. If you hate on Wrath of Khan, phaser yourself.
Star Trek III, Young Spock Gets Laid And Doc Brown Is A Klingon.
(Pics of Brehs Ready to Risk it All)
In number 4, there are whales, nuclear wessels, and Spock solves the problem of a$$holes on public transit.
Star Trek 5, Uhura Gets Down
Star Trek 6 with some sagely advice for you:
This actually happens in Star Trek: Generations:
First Contact, probably the only solid TNG movie
Insurrection, where they ran out of money and didn't put any CG over the blue screens in the last scene. Or maybe they just didn't give a shyt by that point. The audience certainly couldn't have.
Nemesis, the film that almost made Tom Hardy commit that.
And then the three Star Trek: Star Wars movies. First one good IMO, second one real bad, third one okay. Each of these movies has the exact same plot: A Bad Guy Has a Giant Super Weapon. Seriously, they couldn't think of anything else.
