Black men are the only race of men that ask me to smile

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This is not a bash thread nor a gender bait thread but can a black man answer this question tho:

Why do yall feel the need to ask a woman to smile?

Sometimes I may be in deep thought and dont realize that Im muggin hard af like :birdman:

Case in point:

I went on lunch break earlier today (yes I tried something healthy for a change :comeon: ............crispy chicken salad with balsamic vinaigrette and a bottle of that nasty ass dasani water :mjcry:)

Im in line waiting to order when this tall, lanky ass construction worker ass nikka approach me with the :troll: face ready to fukk with me.


I hit him with the :dafukc:


Him: "Why cant u smile at least one time for me :troll:"

Me: ":dafukc:"

Him: "U use more muscles to frown sweetie :troll:"

Me:" :wtb:"

Him: "I'm not going to leave u alone until u smile and show ur teeth :troll:"

Me: :birdman:

Him: "So now u cant talk :troll:"

Me:" *steaming* :scust:"


Me: "Buy my food then ill give u a smile :francis:"



Him::dame: "Black women :russell: "*proceeds to grab his kids meal and leave*

we all know nikkas hate spending money :russ: got rid of his ass real quick :mlaff:
 
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Why we can't see our sisters/Nubian queens radiant white teef? :why:
Why we can't hope the act of you smiling that one time may help you smile a little easier through the rest of the day? :why:
How you know your smile may or may not make our day better? :jbhmm:
Or may help you feel beautiful because a brother wanted to see it? :jbhmm:
Why he gotta spend money for you to smile? :beli:

When y'all gone love us, man? :mjcry:
 

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fukking hate this shyt.

Wack ass smile police no game havin ass nikkas

I just hit them with the dry "shut the fukk up"smile like

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:why: :mjlol:

This is not a bash thread nor a gender bait thread but can a black man answer this question tho:

Why do U feel the need to ask a woman to smile?

Sometimes I may be in deep thought and dont realize that Im muggin hard af like :birdman:

Case and point:

I went on lunch break earlier today (yes I tried something healthy for a change :comeon: ............crispy chicken salad with balsamic vinaigrette and a bottle nasty ass dasani water :mjcry:)

Im in line waiting to order when this tall, lanky ass construction worker ass nikka approach me with the :troll: face ready to fukk with me.


I hit him with the :dafukc:


Him: "Why cant u smile at least one time for me :troll:"

Me: ":dafukc:"

Him: "U use more muscles to frown sweetie :troll:"

Me:" :wtb:"

Him: "I'm not going to leave u alone until u smile and show ur teeth :troll:"

Me: :birdman:

Him: "So now u cant talk :troll:"

Me:" *steaming* :scust:"


Me: "Buy my food then ill give u a smile :francis:"



Him: "Black women :russell: "*proceeds to grab his kids meal and leave*

we all know nikkas hate spending money :russ: got rid of his ass real quick :mlaff:
...and women wonder why there and less and less men approaching them with respect, or even at all. :francis:

Get upset at a man hitting on you brehettes
 
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