Black men are the only race of men that ask me to smile

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most dudes trying to pick up chicks, when they say something it's not necessarily about what they're saying. sometimes it's about evoking emotion. making you respond (positively or negatively). as long as you respond, he has an "in" to start a convo. even if you don't feel like smiling, and you say that, then he could say "having a bad day? blablabla" and so on. maybe it's something that worked for him in the past.
 

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:why: :mjlol:

This is not a bash thread nor a gender bait thread but can a black man answer this question tho:

Why do U feel the need to ask a woman to smile?

Sometimes I may be in deep thought and dont realize that Im muggin hard af like :birdman:

Case and point:

I went on lunch break earlier today (yes I tried something healthy for a change :comeon: ............crispy chicken salad with balsamic vinaigrette and a bottle nasty ass dasani water :mjcry:)

Im in line waiting to order when this tall, lanky ass construction worker ass nikka approach me with the :troll: face ready to fukk with me.


I hit him with the :dafukc:


Him: "Why cant u smile at least one time for me :troll:"

Me: ":dafukc:"

Him: "U use more muscles to frown sweetie :troll:"

Me:" :wtb:"

Him: "I'm not going to leave u alone until u smile and show ur teeth :troll:"

Me: :birdman:

Him: "So now u cant talk :troll:"

Me:" *steaming* :scust:"


Me: "Buy my food then ill give u a smile :francis:"



Him: "Black women :russell: "*proceeds to grab his kids meal and leave*

we all know nikkas hate spending money
:russ: got rid of his ass real quick :mlaff:
Wait, so dude is buying his kids some food, but apparently is a cheapskate because he didn't buy you any? Dat entitlement :jbhmm:
 

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Wack Insecure hoes always find something to complain about. Goddamn what's next? Why do nikkas assume you want them to hold the door for you? Because you're a strong independent black woman who can open the door for her goddamn self right? :camby:

This is why 90% of you big head "world revolves around me because I'm literally as big as the moon" ass bytches give the throat up and then get out. Chivalry should have been dead years ago. And I don't pay for cabs hop on the bus hoe.
 
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Realize only after a member of a hip hop message board brings it to your attention that some random guy just shyt on you for no apparent reason brehettes

I'm sorry but your beard is really nice. That's you? :lupe:
 

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Why we can't see our sisters/Nubian queens radiant white teef? :why:
Why we can't hope the act of you smiling that one time may help you smile a little easier through the rest of the day? :why:
How you know your smile may or may not make our day better? :jbhmm:
Or may help you feel beautiful because a brother wanted to see it? :jbhmm:
Why he gotta spend money for you to smile? :beli:

When y'all gone love us, man? :mjcry:
yall need to stop calling bytches u dont know queens:mjlol:
 

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most dudes trying to pick up chicks, when they say something it's not necessarily about what they're saying. sometimes it's about evoking emotion. making you respond (positively or negatively). as long as you respond, he has an "in" to start a convo. even if you don't feel like smiling, and you say that, then he could say "having a bad day? blablabla" and so on. maybe it's something that worked for him in the past.
Yeah, I learned guys like this will say anything sometime ago, which is why I just ignore them.

One dude approached me twice months apart and lied about doing some project on feet the second tim, he had a fetish:scusthov:, his "in" was making small talk about shoes. Best to just ignore everyone.:francis:
 
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