Black men are the only race of men that ask me to smile

Ooh Marty

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Ain't nobody asking your obeast ass to smile you bout 300 pounds you probably scare the shyt outta nikkas when you walk down (or waddle in your case) down the street. :bhop12:

im pleasantly plump

theres a difference

look it up

fukking hate this shyt.

Wack ass smile police no game havin ass nikkas

I just hit them with the dry "shut the fukk up"smile like

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I refuse to smile....I straight mug a nikka.


That would've got a smile out your deflated bouncy house-lookin' ass...
a text back too :contsas:
 

ReturnOfJudah

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My first job was a janitorial position and this c00n ass mexican kept telling me " dont remember to smile and speak to people when you walk by". I gave that fool the :scust:. If you dont get your c00n ass the fukk out here with that slave shyt




That fool use to morph into this nikka when white folks showed up

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or maybe broke :mlaff:

as soon as I asked him to buy my food, he went from :troll: to :dame: and left me alone
Maybe :ehh:

Then again, I remember a time I went up at the bar to buy a drink, this chick presses up on me smiling like "Where's mine? :youngsabo::queen:" I said "In your purse:mjpls:" She was like "Broke ass, should've known :beli:" like she didn't just see me pull my wallet out and buy a drink. :comeon:
 

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Maybe :ehh:

Then again, I remember a time I went up at the bar to buy a drink, this chick presses up on me smiling like "Where's mine? :youngsabo::queen:" I said "In your purse:mjpls:" She was like "Broke ass, should've known :beli:" like she didn't just see me pull my wallet out and buy a drink. :comeon:

Proper response: Back at the crib, come through and get it
 

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no!

Last time I tried that a nikka proceeded to fukk with me even more

sometimes I dont want to be bothered...also I just found out that the nikka that hit it and quit it is currently boo'd up with another woman on snapchat :mjcry:

this been a bad week for me. :mjcry:
You should go to the gym, it always helps me relieve stress. Plus, you can sweat all that corn oil out your body
 
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