Black men are the only race of men that ask me to smile

[Dwolf]

What race of men ask you to lose weight?

 

[CoochieMane]

Me: "Buy my food then ill give u a smile

dude calculated the cost of your food based on your size and knew it wasn't worth the smile.

 

[underwaterboogiebaby]

They like my dimples, so it's okay if the black men ask me to smile

 

[IWunD3r]

This is not a bash thread nor a gender bait thread but can a black man answer this question tho:

Why do yall feel the need to ask a woman to smile?

Sometimes I may be in deep thought and dont realize that Im muggin hard af like

Case in point:

I went on lunch break earlier today (yes I tried something healthy for a change ............crispy chicken salad with balsamic vinaigrette and a bottle of that nasty ass dasani water )

Im in line waiting to order when this tall, lanky ass construction worker ass nikka approach me with the face ready to fukk with me.


I hit him with the :dafukc:


Him: "Why cant u smile at least one time for me "

Me: ":dafukc:"

Him: "U use more muscles to frown sweetie "

Me:" "

Him: "I'm not going to leave u alone until u smile and show ur teeth "

Me:

Him: "So now u cant talk "

Me:" *steaming* "


Me: "Buy my food then ill give u a smile "



Him: "Black women "*proceeds to grab his kids meal and leave*

we all know nikkas hate spending money got rid of his ass real quick :mlaff:

I'll agree. that shyt is corny.matter of fact he is corny. He could of at least hit u with a

Me:"in deep thought huh?"
You :Excuse me?

Me: u just seem really focus up there, about something.. that's all.

Now u off guard for a second, not knowing if im tryna holla or just concern. Then i hit with the

Me: cause i was about to skip yo ass, im hungry ...
Then ill hit u with a lil flirty



Strange nikkas just wanna come out the blue, and demand and dictate that a women smile.
He aint know what u was going through. Nor did his ass care. But Tupac does.

And most times, when a women is not giving me eye contact, and other signs .i just give them their space. Unless i already know them, then ill ask them how they feel.

 

[TEH]

Like others before me it's a super weak and old school style pick up line. Only cocky nikkas use this line and I'll bet he fell into one of these categories. Either he was old or an old soul or dusty or the type of nikka that wear gators and silk and various dress hats when he's going out to someplace nice ...

 

[Shadow King]

yall need to stop calling bytches u dont know queens

Perception, friend, perception

 

[Ooh Marty]

Please do not catch feelings in this thread

 

[Blackout]

Please do not catch feelings in this thread

Come on Marty

Dude likes bbw women. What is the problem?

If he dissed you for being bbw would you of been cool with it?

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

Wack Insecure hoes always find something to complain about. Goddamn what's next? Why do nikkas assume you want them to hold the door for you? Because you're a strong independent black woman who can open the door for her goddamn self right?

This is why 90% of you big head "world revolves around me because I'm literally as big as the moon" ass bytches give the throat up and then get out. Chivalry should have been dead years ago. And I don't pay for cabs hop on the bus hoe.

Damn bruh.

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

That's weak game on his part. Like, why don't you say something funny and make her smile organically, you beta-simp.

 

[Westcoastnative]

 

[Strapped]

 

[Ooh Marty]

Damn bruh.

nikka is heated

 

[KOOL-AID]

:martykaan: girl be happy nikkas is even approaching u

 

[Remote]

I'm so tired of women bytching about being asked to smile.

Yeah it might be annoying but maybe if you didn't walk around with a fukkin punted c*nt face all the goddamn time you wouldn't get so many requests like that.

fukkin 1st world problems.