Black men are the only race of men that ask me to smile

BaldingSoHard

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:why: :mjlol:

This is not a bash thread nor a gender bait thread but can a black man answer this question tho:

Why do yall feel the need to ask a woman to smile?

Sometimes I may be in deep thought and dont realize that Im muggin hard af like :birdman:

Case in point:

I went on lunch break earlier today (yes I tried something healthy for a change :comeon: ............crispy chicken salad with balsamic vinaigrette and a bottle of that nasty ass dasani water :mjcry:)

Im in line waiting to order when this tall, lanky ass construction worker ass nikka approach me with the :troll: face ready to fukk with me.


I hit him with the :dafukc:


Him: "Why cant u smile at least one time for me :troll:"

Me: ":dafukc:"

Him: "U use more muscles to frown sweetie :troll:"

Me:" :wtb:"

Him: "I'm not going to leave u alone until u smile and show ur teeth :troll:"

Me: :birdman:

Him: "So now u cant talk :troll:"

Me:" *steaming* :scust:"


Me: "Buy my food then ill give u a smile :francis:"



Him: "Black women :russell: "*proceeds to grab his kids meal and leave*

we all know nikkas hate spending money :russ: got rid of his ass real quick :mlaff:

In this instance, it sounds like weak game.
If I had to ask a woman to smile... :laugh: I would assume she's undateable.
Not saying that has anything to do with you, I'm just saying.
 

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:why: :mjlol:

This is not a bash thread nor a gender bait thread but can a black man answer this question tho:

Why do yall feel the need to ask a woman to smile?

Sometimes I may be in deep thought and dont realize that Im muggin hard af like :birdman:

Case in point:

I went on lunch break earlier today (yes I tried something healthy for a change :comeon: ............crispy chicken salad with balsamic vinaigrette and a bottle of that nasty ass dasani water :mjcry:)

Im in line waiting to order when this tall, lanky ass construction worker ass nikka approach me with the :troll: face ready to fukk with me.


I hit him with the :dafukc:


Him: "Why cant u smile at least one time for me :troll:"

Me: ":dafukc:"

Him: "U use more muscles to frown sweetie :troll:"

Me:" :wtb:"

Him: "I'm not going to leave u alone until u smile and show ur teeth :troll:"

Me: :birdman:

Him: "So now u cant talk :troll:"

Me:" *steaming* :scust:"


Me: "Buy my food then ill give u a smile :francis:"



Him: "Black women :russell: "*proceeds to grab his kids meal and leave*

we all know nikkas hate spending money :russ: got rid of his ass real quick :mlaff:

fukking hate this shyt.

Wack ass smile police no game havin ass nikkas

I just hit them with the dry "shut the fukk up"smile like

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Its gon work one day:takedat:

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KOOL-AID

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I'm watching you KOOL
I dnt feel comfortable with you "watching" me Simone, I feel like i'm being harassed please stop whatever you're up to. I just wanted to give my advice to Marty, she's like an older cousin to me.
 

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I kind of agree with you OP but I just wanna say.... @Marty Kaan I hope you end up being consistent with this your entire life. Don't pull the same thing at this age or when you get older and go to to the supermarket and run up on cashiers talking about "why don't you smile" "smile...".

Not saying you do this ...just reminding you don't be one of those women who bytch about this but then turn around and do it to someone like in customer service.
 
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