Jean Jacket
NOPE
Scenario:
You're celebrating your 35th birthday and to celebrate... you invite your mom, your father in law, your wife and daughter on a private boat ride with a private boat captain.
You're in Florida, so you're strapped with your tool, and you took all necessary precautions, but somehow the captain only had 2 life preservers on the boat.
30 mins into the voyage... and 10 nautical miles out.... a gang of sharks come and one gets jammed in the propeller... the captain falls out and gets bodied by another shark.
You pull out your strap and start blasting at the sharks but fukk around and put a hole in the boat and its taking on water at a gallon a minute in a 20 foot boat... You also killed one of the sharks.
You also shot a hole in the gas tank and the fuel is leaking into the water and the engine is smoking...
* You have only 8 shots left in your clip. * Bottle of Henny White, * A lighter, * Box of Popeyes 12 pc mixed, * , *Fleece Boston Celtics Blanket, and * 12 feet of fishing line and rod.
You count 4 sharks left in the water...
Now you gotta choose.
1. What do you do to make it back?
2. Who do you sacrifice?
3. Who gets the life vests?
You have approximately 30 minutes before you sink...
You're celebrating your 35th birthday and to celebrate... you invite your mom, your father in law, your wife and daughter on a private boat ride with a private boat captain.
You're in Florida, so you're strapped with your tool, and you took all necessary precautions, but somehow the captain only had 2 life preservers on the boat.
30 mins into the voyage... and 10 nautical miles out.... a gang of sharks come and one gets jammed in the propeller... the captain falls out and gets bodied by another shark.
You pull out your strap and start blasting at the sharks but fukk around and put a hole in the boat and its taking on water at a gallon a minute in a 20 foot boat... You also killed one of the sharks.
You also shot a hole in the gas tank and the fuel is leaking into the water and the engine is smoking...
* You have only 8 shots left in your clip. * Bottle of Henny White, * A lighter, * Box of Popeyes 12 pc mixed, * , *Fleece Boston Celtics Blanket, and * 12 feet of fishing line and rod.
You count 4 sharks left in the water...
Now you gotta choose.
1. What do you do to make it back?
2. Who do you sacrifice?
3. Who gets the life vests?
You have approximately 30 minutes before you sink...
. I don’t think sharks like prepared/cooked food lmao. My daughter is getting the first life preserver. Than her mom/my wife. Then me 
. No bullshyt, this is how it would actually go down.
I have no idea what the secret survivalist code is to using all the items involved to get to safety, so if it came to that we all fukt, as obviously even the life vest wont save two of us from the sharks, and even if i could hit all 4 sharks with 8 bullets(and lowkey im a crack shot so it really depends how much of that henny i already put away)the blood would probably just draw even more sharks.