Breh's, she sucked on my balls and fingered my ass :noah:

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Gawd damn! That shyt felt hella good. First time I ever had a female stick their finger in my ass. At first I felt hella suspect about, but got damn that shyt felt hella good, i felt like i was nutting over and over and over again. :noah: shyt ain't natural breh. She was licking my a$$hole and everything. We was 69ing, she had my balls in her mouth, she was stroking my dikk and had the other hand in my ass - it was a fukking triple threat she doing to me. I ain't never felt that vulnerable in my life. Anybody experienced this ambrosia like experience?

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Dont wife that. The day you dump that bytch she'll be telling everyone on facebook how you like getting finger fukked in the ass and then everyone will assume you like dikk in the ass.:mjlol:
 
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Dont wife that. The day you dump that bytch she'll be telling everyone on facebook how you like getting finger fukked in the ass. :mjlol:

But it was her finger and he can always say..... "Yeah but you licked alleged finger afterwards tho" :umad:

And if she fingering ass he could lie and said she ate his ass too. :manny:
 

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But it was her finger and he can always say..... "Yeah but you licked alleged finger afterwards tho" Members:

And if she fingering ass he could lie and said she ate his ass too. :manny:
The bytch will not be judged because everyone knows women are nasty.

The man will be deemed a fakkit to his peers and looked at sideways forever.

Everytime he says something out of pocket they'll be reminding him that hes a fakkit, regardless of if its true or not.
 

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Surprisingly I've heard getting fingers up the ass can be very stimulating for a man. Something about prostate gland being aroused can make you orgasm or some shyt. :manny: Never tried it. Don't think i'd be comfy letting a chick play with my ass.
 

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Last thread he made, dude was talking about a divorce and was worried his old lady was cheating on him. Sounds like dude either finally got a side piece or his wife learned some new tricks :shaq:

Yeah me and wifey seperated... now it's all :blessed:

I picked up this young tenderoni at the sub division pool... she 33, thick asian mami too. She made me a cavas poster with some sweet sayings for fathers day and a jar with gummy bears that she gave to me earlier in the day. :to:

Oh yeah, I was drunk as hell too LOL. At first she was just toying with my a$$hole which felt sorta :merchant:, but I was like fukk it "please be gentle":sadcam:. There so spot she was hitting in there that had me like :ohhh::blessed::gladbron::whoo::whew::sadbron::damn::banderas: all at the same time and in that order. I honestly don't think I can do it sober - we shall see though :steviej:
 

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Sounds like she's a good time, have you filed for divorce yet? Cause if the ex finds out your messing with a new chick maybe she'll not be happy about it. lol.

Hey i dont judge if you wanna do nasty things with your new woman that's on you.
 

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Sounds like she's a good time, have you filed for divorce yet? Cause if the ex finds out your messing with a new chick maybe she'll not be happy about it. lol.

Hey i dont judge if you wanna do nasty things with your new woman that's on you.

Naw, she knows what it is. We are legally seperated (can't divorce yet, we live in GA). We are actually just friends now. I come over see the kids we talk and hagn out, nothing crazy though.
 

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all the girls ive been with were like :ohhh: 'you sure?' i know im an anomaly, but i just don't get aroused having a chick suck me off - it actually kills my boner.

you know, i thought i was the only one but i dont enjoy it much either. i mean it feels good and i let them do it for 5 minutes or so but the whole time im just thinking about that wet wet :takedat: so i just wanna plunge right in. :manny:

I actually know someone who kicked a girl off his bed,physically kicked her off his bed when she pulled that shyt , she had obviously read about it in some silly womans magazine or something ,don't think she even used any lube,just rammed her finger up his shytlocker ,and she acted shocked when she got a face full of his foot?

Anyway there is nothing gayer looking to me, in porn than watching a man take a strap on from a woman, and even more so than gay or tranny porn, something about a woman with a pink plastic cock and some dude with his legs spread, looks so fukking gay. Any man she lets a woman do that to him,is in my view a laughing stock, I would never speak to a man again if I found that out about it, when I would still speak to a man if I found out he sucked men off in public toilets,even that seems less gay than taking a strap on from a woman . A finger in the ass is the first step on a road you don't want to go down.


:dead::dead: breh just said "nothing is gayer looking to me than watching gay porn"

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