Brehs Who Can't Cook...What's Your Go-to Dish To Impress A Chick?

[Blankthawtz]

My culinary skills are severely limited..... but when I want to see a shorty get wet off something I made I cut up some beef sausage marinated in a tomato sauce/wine mix and slap it over some linguini (never fails... ).... Don't ask me to make anything else other than toast or cereal....

 

[TRFG]

Semen

 

[TRFG]

Semen

 

[El Coupeacabra]

On short notice...just some chicken and rice or potatoes in a pan

With 2 or 3 hours prep time...salmon and steamed veggies

With 24hrs+ prep time...I bust that crock pot out and let it do the work for me

 

[The ADD]

Applebee’s

 

[Taco]

Sushi. Thank me later.

 

[The ADD]

Edit

 

[Theolodius_Black]

Pan seared steak

 

[Black_Jesus]

Salad

 

[Shadow King]

There's nothing wrong with a man cooking but I really do not find it my responsibility to cook to impress a female, not only is that something to be done for one I know and take more serious, I feel she should be cooking to impress me.

 

[JLova]

Breakfast

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Crawfish etouffee

 

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

Breakfast. Pancakes/french toast, bacon/sausage, eggs.
You gotta be a retard if you can't cook breakfast items

 

[thekingsmen]

Can't cook but have a go to dish.....

 

[No..Money..Mo..Problems]

Long dikk stuffed in a hotdog bun works everytime