Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread

[gldnone913]

is it just me? My daughter is all personality, but some of her jokes hit too hard for a 4 yr old. One day, we were talking about color/complexion, and my wife asked what color her and my son were. She said brown for them. I'm the lightest one in the house, so when it was my turn, she said

Her: 'Daddy is orange juice! '

Me:

My wife:


shyt, even this morning, I caught a stray

Her: 'Daddy, what's that smell '

Me: I don't know

Her: 'It's you! Go take a shower! '

Me:

My wife:

Smh

 

[CarbonBraddock]

just tell them they will have an enlarged prostate op

 

[GoldCoastSaint]

Yeah I met my friends niece and went to shake her hand, she looked disgusted and said "ugh why is she white?".

One time Insmiled really big at a young boy and he said, "she smiles like a horse."

Lol I wanted to smack him fr fr.

 

[75 Others]

is it just me? My daughter is all personality, but some of her jokes hit too hard for a 4 yr old. One day, we were talking about color/complexion, and my wife asked what color her and my son were. She said brown for them. I'm the lightest one in the house, so when it was my turn, she said

Her: 'Daddy is orange juice! '

Me:

My wife:


shyt, even this morning, I caught a stray

Her: 'Daddy, what's that smell '

Me: I don't know

Her: 'It's you! Go take a shower! '

Me:

My wife:

Smh

breh my 7 yr old stays with the ether. Im red/green color blind, and when the wife asks something color-related, boy always says "why you asking daddy he color blind"

 

[DirtyDee]

Yeah I met my friends niece and went to shake her hand, she looked disgusted and said "ugh why is she white?".

One time Insmiled really big at a young boy and he said, "she smiles like a horse."

Lol I wanted to smack him fr fr.

Lol. Were you ashy?

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

I remember this kid said I looked like I survived 8 strokes

 

[GoldCoastSaint]

Lol. Were you ashy?

No but I used to be pale in the winter. Doesnt happen anymore tho.

 

[Black Steph Curry]

Yeah I met my friends niece and went to shake her hand, she looked disgusted and said "ugh why is she white?".

One time Insmiled really big at a young boy and he said, "she smiles like a horse."

Lol I wanted to smack him fr fr.

 

[Silkk]

 

[DirtyDee]

When I was a kid, a little white European kid walked up to me and asked his mom if I was made of chocolate.

 

[Tflasha]

My Girl's daughter is the damn devil// woke up one day and didnt have a shirt on, went to the kitchen for something to drink. she like "I KNEW IT!!" " I was like" KNEW WHAT?" she then hit me with the "YOU ARE FAAAAAT!!








Got in the gym the following day

 

[street heat]

My Girl's daughter is the damn devil// woke up one day and didnt have a shirt on, went to the kitchen for something to drink. she like "I KNEW IT!!" " I was like" KNEW WHAT?" she then hit me with the "YOU ARE FAAAAAT!!








Got in the gym the following day

got damn

 

[Torenko]

I remember I surprised my 10 year old cousin with some $100 Guitar Hero set so he could have fun during his visit. I forgot what he did, but I had to take it away from him for a bit as punishment. As I was packing it up, he screamed with tears in his eyes, "THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GRILFRIEND!......... OR FRIENDS!! "


That shyt had me like on the inside.


I guess it was knowing that my lil homie was growing up and could see that I wasn't the cool older cousin anymore..... plus it was true


I had to go get my $100 back after that shyt.

 

[Meksico]

My Girl's daughter is the damn devil// woke up one day and didnt have a shirt on, went to the kitchen for something to drink. she like "I KNEW IT!!" " I was like" KNEW WHAT?" she then hit me with the "YOU ARE FAAAAAT!!








Got in the gym the following day

That hurt even me

Children are brutally honest in their remarks

 

[Address_Unknown]

just tell them they will have an enlarged prostate op

Why you puttin' that sort of evil on them lil chilluns, breh?