Coli Wives (Real Housewives of the Coli)

[Milk N Cookies]

I'm bored waiting for the season 3 premier of Power and got the idea for some fun. The layout is simple:Coli ladies, if you could be married to any Coli breh who would you pick? What is his job that makes you a successful couple? Or are you the breadwinner in the relationship? Maybe you're a power couple & you both are bringing in money to the household?

Does anyone have a sex tape? Which one of y'all is a former stripper? Are any of the ladies out there with a clothing line? What about the one with a struggle clothing line?

There is also room for the single ladies , divorcees, couples with mother-in-law issues too. Posted in the Salon cause it's the only place it's fit for.

@Phoenix_Knightly23 @CinnaSlim @Regine Hunter @Elle Driver @Jisselle @Giselle @tater
@Black pearl @Luna
I'll tag others as I think of you, those tagged please tag others you think will have fun here.

 

[全能の神]

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Breh I'm over here watching fukking Basketball Wives on Vh1 waiting for Power. but since u responded. Who you with of the Coli ladies? Or are you one of them featured single dudes (athlete/music mogul) who fukks the groupies?

 

[Luna]

I'll get my crush to make an account here because I'm marrying him.

 

[全能の神]

I retract my earlier statement

 

[Princess Coco]

I'm the young single one that had an affair with @BmoreGorilla (who's married to another housewife). All the housewives hate me, but continue to invite me to their events. I own a very successful business and live a fabulous life .

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I'm the young single one that had an affair with @BmoreGorilla (who's married to another housewife). All the housewives hate me, but continue to invite me to their events. I own a very successful business and live a fabulous life .

Yoooooo what y'all put me in the middle of

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Yoooooo what y'all put me in the middle of

 

[Milk N Cookies]

My story:

I'm a successful tv writer, married to a successful music mogul. I have a dope fashion taste, so I'm starting my own fashion line called Flavor. It's struggling tho... That's what happens when you don't have your shyt made overseas, your product is never ready on time.

My marriage is on the rocks right now cause my husband is fukking some IG groupie bytch. It's suspected that she's withchild because I can't have kids, which is the only thing I can't give him The bytch made up a lie about being knocked up cause hubby wasn't trying to commit to a IG heaux.

When I see her on vacation it's a very tense exchange of words and things do get physical beyond hair pulling And faces scratched up. Hubby even got rocked a few times to his head leaving a few lumps from my wedding ring.

Oh I forgot to say that @BmoreGorilla and I are exes from way back. We are real cool friends and I'm very defensive of his choices in women. ' Bmore, trust me. She's a heaux out for a big pay day at your expense.'

 

[Luna]

My story:

I'm a successful tv writer, married to a successful music mogul. I have a dope fashion taste, so I'm starting my own fashion line called Flavor. It's struggling tho... That's what happens when you don't have your shyt made overseas, your product is never ready on time.

My marriage is on the rocks right now cause my husband is fukking some IG groupie bytch. It's suspected that she's withchild because I can't have kids, which is the only thing I can't give him The bytch made up a lie about being knocked up cause hubby wasn't trying to commit to a IG heaux.

When I see her on vacation it's a very tense exchange of words and things do get physical beyond hair pulling And faces scratched up. Hubby even got rocked a few times to his head leaving a few lumps from my wedding ring.

Oh I forgot to say that @BmoreGorilla and I are exes from way back. We are real cool friends and I'm very defensive of his choices in women. ' Bmore, trust me. She's a heaux out for a big pay day at your expense.'

I would watch this.

 

[Princess Coco]

My story:

I'm a successful tv writer, married to a successful music mogul. I have a dope fashion taste, so I'm starting my own fashion line called Flavor. It's struggling tho... That's what happens when you don't have your shyt made overseas, your product is never ready on time.

My marriage is on the rocks right now cause my husband is fukking some IG groupie bytch. It's suspected that she's withchild because I can't have kids, which is the only thing I can't give him The bytch made up a lie about being knocked up cause hubby wasn't trying to commit to a IG heaux.

When I see her on vacation it's a very tense exchange of words and things do get physical beyond hair pulling And faces scratched up. Hubby even got rocked a few times to his head leaving a few lumps from my wedding ring.

Oh I forgot to say that @BmoreGorilla and I are exes from way back. We are real cool friends and I'm very defensive of his choices in women. ' Bmore, trust me. She's a heaux out for a big pay day at your expense.'

whos your husband?

 

[Milk N Cookies]

whos your husband?

Who is my husband??? @thaddman

 

[Princess Coco]

Who is my husband??? @thaddman

Nice. Too bad your marriage is falling apart

 

[Raheem95]

Breh I'm over here watching fukking Basketball Wives on Vh1 waiting for Power. but since u responded. Who you with of the Coli ladies? Or are you one of them featured single dudes (athlete/music mogul) who fukks the groupies?

that's me, i'm a rapper/singer/songwriter who runs a record label called ''Slap-A-nikka Records''. i have my own Vodka called ''Hand-In-Hand''. i DJ in Europe going by DJ Rah. i wrote for plenty of artists and i had numerous hit albums and singles back in the 2000's and i'm trying to make a comeback and take what's mine.


am i qualified ?



if i ain't then you aint' Harlem then b

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Nice. Too bad your marriage is falling apart

You should see a pic of him now. Hat pic is like 7 years old. And as far as the marriage, there's aways next season to work it out. We gotta keep a storyline so we can be on every season.