Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm. Can't keep any of it

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This dumbass told somebody he found a barrel full of cash? :dwillhuh:


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Right and he out there alone. Could have had days before they started looking for him. And been long gone. And even told his village on the way out so they'd get some too. And cover his escape when the word got out

They'd never see me again.
 

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all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.

This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):
millcash-e1415242180457.jpg

now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.
 

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all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.

This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):
millcash-e1415242180457.jpg

now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.

I wouldn't turn in shyt!!
:damn:

I woulda bought a house and kept that shyt in a money room and not let nobody come over.

fukk ima turn it in for?
shyt been buried, aint nobody knowing shyt about if somebody dug it up.
:birdman:
 

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I wouldn't turn in shyt!!
:damn:

I woulda bought a house and kept that shyt in a money room and not let nobody come over.

fukk ima turn it in for?
shyt been buried, aint nobody knowing shyt about if somebody dug it up.
:birdman:

how are you gonna buy a house in cash without raising red flags breh? Don't you work at a convenience store? THINK breh....:why:
 

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all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.

This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):
millcash-e1415242180457.jpg

now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.

With that much cash you afford to have enough goons and mercenaries to protect you the same way the other drug dealers do.
 

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all the people that said that they would keep the $600,000,000 in cash is STUPID. there is NO WAY you can manage that much cash and not get caught up.

This is $100,000,000 in $100 bills (on a pallet):
millcash-e1415242180457.jpg

now multiply that by 6.....WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE THAT? you can't deposit it. you can't hide it at home, you can't get a storage facility, and you would have to spend it REALLY slow to not bring any attention to yourself. your best bet is to get a duffle bag, pile as much money as you can into it, and turn in the rest. it's easy to manage a duffle bag. it's impossible to manage several pallets worth of money.

hear what you're saying but split that shyt up and rebury each piece and keep a few Ks and move somewhere else and slowly build up legitimate businesses until you can use them to move more and more money else where.
 
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