Colombian Farmer Finds $600,000,000 Drug Money Buried In His Farm. Can't keep any of it

[The_Sheff]

Where there is a will there is a way. Im pretty sure in a country like Colombia there is a way to pay folks to build you a nice house straight cash no questions asked. He didnt have to turn in shyt. Sure he may not have been able to live the life worthy of 600 million but he could have lived better than a 3rd world farmer.

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

I would've got mines straight off the top and kept the rest underground on my farm. Pay the people off slowly, but surely for the loan. From there it's all mine.

 

[IslandG]

People are mocking him for turning in the all the money; who's to say that that he found 600 million? Maybe he found 1 billion and kept the extra 400 million.

 

[Mowgli]

If that farmer knew Brazilian jujitsu he would leave a dollar in that pit

 

[BrothaZay]

I would've kept it and entered the drug game

 

[Naijan]

Right???!!!???

I would have bought a little island of my very own, a frog, a dog, with a solid gold bone...I would have had it made...

 

[Rawtid]

I wouldn't have told a fukking soul!!

 

[CSquare43]

Damn Kids!

 

[Starman]

I would've kept it and entered the drug game

 

[Troublesome]

For people saying they would throw some in a duffle bag before turning in the rest, y'all don't think anyone would find it suspicious that someone decided to bury 537 million and 22 cents?

 

[DPresidential]

Escobar died in 93 and the big face $100 didn't come out til 96

 

[Romell]

Story is fake. The top source when you google for this is Global Grind and no major media has picked it up.

For this threads sake though, you use the money you found for groceries and expenses. Use the money from your real job for utilities and etcwhile saving up what you have leftover from legit earnings for your legit savings.

 

[bright black]

poor man finds 600 mil on his own land and will still be poor...talking about columbia gon use the money on social programs meaning they gon spend and you know it will end up in the pockets of people that already got dough...this caint be life...

 

[#1 pick]

i'd be on a island sippin mai tai's with
a flock of thick tendas feeding me chicken
and massaging my head and feet....
they would have never seen a damn dime
of that money.

This wouldn't even be a story.

 

[ball15life]

What amazes me about these findings is how they amount to an exact figure, Lol

It's never like they find 545,388,828.98 cents

Like dude didn't think to take 30 dollars or so to go and fill his tractor up

sheesh.

I always assumed they just did a rough estimate...