ben anderson
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What part of md are you in? If you're near silver spring I can get you out the way. Seriously. With some gas.
Come laugh at me: I just got burned trying to buy weed in baltimore lol.
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calixprynce
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OP, how much a zip of some dank go for up there?
And if you want to find weed amongst other things in Baltimore just go to Lexington market.
Do I look for this guy while there?
TheBeigeBomber
#Fukkery
rookie 
ben anderson
Superstar
250 around my way.
ben anderson
Superstar
Bro I'm in md... What part you stay in?Do I look for this guy while there?
ben anderson
Superstar
wya In md?so i decide to drive down to baltimore city(my first time) since im new to the maryland area(relatively speaking) I drove by the spot where they have the hustler clubs/strip clubs/bars? (wasnt really trying to do anything though, honest). So anyway, i decide to park and walk about a bit..... this dude came up to me as i was trying to park and was trying to sell me a full day ticket(guess thats something that they do). Cool, he said it was 5 bucks.."sounds, reasonable".
I dont know why i decide to ask him where i can cop some weed. He was like "sure, bro..i gotcha. 20 bucks, wait in your
fukk YOU BALTIMORE!!!!!. THats why i didnt even donate when yall burned your city down!.
fukk your kids,
fukk your mama,
fukk your daddies,
fukk your greasy greasy grandmammies
that 35 dollars is the most I'll ever give to that city for the rest of my life.
I wish I was funny to attempt one. But I'm not*waits for spinoff thread*
Hijo de luna
Superstar
Why did dude even come back
Edit: he got your green ass for $5 more
Edit: he got your green ass for $5 more
Uptown WaYo87
HARLEM/BX
sayyestothis
Free the guys
Got rediculous stories from Baltimore St.
I've been down there with dudes before that people approached them - stuffed weed in their pocket then demanded money for it. When the guy I work with said nah man - I don't want this homie ran to the cop and started complaining bout how my guy didn't pay for the sack...
Smh
And it is hilarious how the police station is literally on the SAME block...
I've been down there with dudes before that people approached them - stuffed weed in their pocket then demanded money for it. When the guy I work with said nah man - I don't want this homie ran to the cop and started complaining bout how my guy didn't pay for the sack...
Smh
And it is hilarious how the police station is literally on the SAME block...
sayyestothis
Free the guys
so i decide to drive down to baltimore city(my first time) since im new to the maryland area(relatively speaking) I drove by the spot where they have the hustler clubs/strip clubs/bars? (wasnt really trying to do anything though, honest). So anyway, i decide to park and walk about a bit..... this dude came up to me as i was trying to park and was trying to sell me a full day ticket(guess thats something that they do). Cool, he said it was 5 bucks.."sounds, reasonable".
I dont know why i decide to ask him where i can cop some weed. He was like "sure, bro..i gotcha. 20 bucks, wait in your car ill be back".
Now ofcourse this being my first time in that part of the town, im already nervous af. I was like "ooookay". It took him about 15 minutes to come back, which i was surprised he even came back. He pulled up in a car and was telling me to just stay in my car cuz he doesnt want to spook the cops lol..i started being nervous as shyt as well..so he pulls the black baggy and tells me to put it aside asap because they have cameras everywhere. Around that area i went by a police station a few blocks away, so im thinking "fukk, wth are you doing here?".
Dude hit me with that "aye, can you atleast tip me a couple bucks for hooking you up". I was just trying to get out of there, so i gave him 5(it was the only cash i had left)
So he rushes back to his car and they peel off. A couple seconds later i was all hyped and shyt like "yessssssss, i got some weed".
I had no idea where to get shyt since i moved here. I smoke every once in a while, like once every 6 months.
I reach for the bag and was trying to smell it for that good aroma..i knew something was wrong when the waft of a freshly mowed lawn grass hit my nose even tightly wrapped in the baggy. I slowly peeled open the bag and the shyt was straight grass, wet a little bit into a ball.
I was sitting there like
I got hustled out of like 35 bucks in 20 minutes flat.
Being a square aint easy, bruhs.. I just wanted some weed. But was dressed to nice for him to know it will be easy hustle.
fukk YOU BALTIMORE!!!!!. THats why i didnt even donate when yall burned your city down!.
fukk your kids,
fukk your mama,
fukk your daddies,
fukk your greasy greasy grandmammies
that 35 dollars is the most I'll ever give to that city for the rest of my life.
^^at least you made out on parking - I always try to find the bums hustling those parking tickets...of course you never agree to the price tho - usually get an all dayer for like $2 from the homie.
