Connecticut pastor was dealing meth in exchange for watching sex, police say

[Who Not How]

When I tell y'all men are the reason women are the way they are.

God told us before you.

This fake news tho.

 

[BangBike]

That sh!t sound like I wrote it..

 

[8WON6]

Yes
It’s on several sites

KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

 

[OneDeep]

Good Night Coli

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

...

 

[TripleAgent]

@Michael's Black Son you already know what time it is, breh

 

[Rollie Forbes]

0:47

 

[Neuromancer]

nikkas falling for the okie doke?

 

[Rollie Forbes]

nikkas falling for the okie doke?

Okie Dookie.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

AI shyt POSTING...

 

[Umoja]

Yes
It’s on several sites

 

[The God Poster]

Oxnard, CA- Stripper Maryanne “Diamond” Simons is a popular stripper at the Spearmint Rhino (A popular gentlemen’s club in the area), but as of Saturday night she is the must see attraction!

It was just a regular Saturday night as Diamond was dancing to a popular hip-hop song, when things started to take a turn in a new direction. Diamond dropped her bottoms and got on the pole for an upside-down twerk and spin. Well about 10 seconds into her twerking a solid 9 inch turd flung out her butthole. Patrons for some odd reason didn’t seem to mind. Diamond was embarrassed and ran offstage only to be brought back by chants of her name from the crowd.

“The customers really seemed to enjoy what happened on Saturday”, said Diamond. The only problem is no one can predict when the next turd will go flying out her butt. As a result her lap dances have doubled as people are hoping to have a front row seat to her next turd show. “I can only do one turd per night” she said.

With the limited supply of shyt, her shows are the latest craze in stripping. People are trying to learn how she does it as much as they want to see her do it.

A Solid 9 Inch Turd Falls Out Of Stripper’s Butt While Performing On Stage. Requests For Her Lap Dances Are Up 300%. – KVTA4

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Cole you stupid

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Yall dudes that find farting and other bowel movements sexually arousing are some lame ass idiots. She need to shyt all in yo muthafukkin' food

 

[Paper Boi]

sounds like the streets of your home country

 

[Michael's Black Son]

@Michael's Black Son you already know what time it is, breh