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This playoff edition of the Greatest Show on Earth is brought to you by the GOAT stanchise in all sports the LWO conglomerate in conjunction with the Bron stan coalition, Mickey Tsung and the Disney Coronadome, and posters like you.
For the first time in 10 years, the Greatest Show on Earth is back in the playoffs.....give thanks and praises to the GOAT franchise in ALL professional sports your Boss Angeles Lakers.....
The first month of Coronadome have become mostly a bore for the GOAT franchise in all professional sports, having clinched its first #1 seed in the West in years, Big Hollywood Bron, AD, and the rest of the GOAT franchise ballers took the moment to get into chill mode. However, the chill mode may have turned some jumpers ice cold. Klutchplayvious has regressed, the Last Caction Hero never had a jay, and everyone’s favorite Philly bul will either give you fine cheeses or the bricks you get from the government. In all this, the emergence of Quarantine Kuz has brought renewed hope after a season of waywardness and Hollywood thottery. How long it will last until he returns to his Thotma ways is anyone’s guess....
While GOAT franchise slumbered on the court, Dame Time, CJ Urkelle, Murkin Nurkic, and the always hated Portland Trailblazers have scrambled from the depths to snatch the final spot in the Corona Kombat Tournament. Along the way the Melodemption has continued. In what has been an unforeseen turn of events, Me7o has returned from the dead and is giving the Blazers a boost of washed old man game. With scorching performances by different players, Portland has had an action packed beginning to what they hope will be a long playoff run.
So too, begins a hopefully title run for the GOAT franchise in all professional sports. 10 years since the last championship won by the Lakers led by the one shooting gawd (pbuh and his lil one), and 20 years since the beginning of the new era of GOAT franchise with the Kobe and Shaq Lakeshow dynasty. Standing in that team’s way? The ever hated, always annoying, pesky, always in the mix Portland Trailblazers. All of the GOATs KD this franchise had to deal with the Oregon trail on their journey to Laker greatness. As a new run begins for both teams, eras can be made, legacies can be solidified, but only one will advance to continue their march to the Corona Championship and immortality.
Will the slumbering Lakers fall victim to the high octane Blazers? Or will the Blazers porous defense mean a feast for GOAT franchise’s superstars? Find out all this and more, on the latest episode of the Greatest Show on Earth.
This playoff edition of the Greatest Show on Earth is brought to you by the GOAT stanchise in all sports the LWO conglomerate in conjunction with the Bron stan coalition, Mickey Tsung and the Disney Coronadome, and posters like you.
For the first time in 10 years, the Greatest Show on Earth is back in the playoffs.....give thanks and praises to the GOAT franchise in ALL professional sports your Boss Angeles Lakers.....
Act 2: GOATs on the Oregon Trail
The first month of Coronadome have become mostly a bore for the GOAT franchise in all professional sports, having clinched its first #1 seed in the West in years, Big Hollywood Bron, AD, and the rest of the GOAT franchise ballers took the moment to get into chill mode. However, the chill mode may have turned some jumpers ice cold. Klutchplayvious has regressed, the Last Caction Hero never had a jay, and everyone’s favorite Philly bul will either give you fine cheeses or the bricks you get from the government. In all this, the emergence of Quarantine Kuz has brought renewed hope after a season of waywardness and Hollywood thottery. How long it will last until he returns to his Thotma ways is anyone’s guess....
While GOAT franchise slumbered on the court, Dame Time, CJ Urkelle, Murkin Nurkic, and the always hated Portland Trailblazers have scrambled from the depths to snatch the final spot in the Corona Kombat Tournament. Along the way the Melodemption has continued. In what has been an unforeseen turn of events, Me7o has returned from the dead and is giving the Blazers a boost of washed old man game. With scorching performances by different players, Portland has had an action packed beginning to what they hope will be a long playoff run.
So too, begins a hopefully title run for the GOAT franchise in all professional sports. 10 years since the last championship won by the Lakers led by the one shooting gawd (pbuh and his lil one), and 20 years since the beginning of the new era of GOAT franchise with the Kobe and Shaq Lakeshow dynasty. Standing in that team’s way? The ever hated, always annoying, pesky, always in the mix Portland Trailblazers. All of the GOATs KD this franchise had to deal with the Oregon trail on their journey to Laker greatness. As a new run begins for both teams, eras can be made, legacies can be solidified, but only one will advance to continue their march to the Corona Championship and immortality.
Will the slumbering Lakers fall victim to the high octane Blazers? Or will the Blazers porous defense mean a feast for GOAT franchise’s superstars? Find out all this and more, on the latest episode of the Greatest Show on Earth.
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