Cow tries to ram with a goat and gets ktfo possibly killed

[Blackrogue]

Used to know this ngoat that would chase us around the hood. Reminds me now if a ducktails story my boy told me.

He said he was in Africa and some breh said hey kev you gotta be careful out here. There's lions. So kev begins to tie his Shoelaces.. And dude who was a fellow NY breh says. What you doing? You can't outrun lions..

And kev goes... Nah but I can outrun you!



Made sure we fukked with the goat when we were around fat people

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[newworldafro]

That goat aint seeing a Rhino though

Rhino ain't seeing an elephant though .




Brehino had a moment of reflection mid attack.....like I'm good....i'm good...i'm good

 

[Maxine Shaw]

I showed this clip to my dad and he had me cracking up. (Remember my pops is from KY.) He told me about when they moved to a part of town that had a farm on it, goats included. He's in high school hanging w/the varsity athletes (he'd make varsity as well). So they have to pass a farm every day and he wondered why these big-ass black dudes are half running past this farm. Answer? Goat.

My dad laughed at them until about a week later, when the goat was pissed off about something. It charged at some animal, tossed it straight up in the air, watched it come down on its neck (he thinks it was a dog), then trampled the fukk out of it. Apparently nobody could come near the goat until it stopped mauling the damn thing. After that, my dad was hauling ass like everybody else.

tl;dr - goats even scare big, black country boys.

(This is apparently true of swans as well. A friend of mine had a dad who rowed back in the day, and he said that one swan was enough to make them all clear the river. Not swans...swan.)

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

That cow video led me to this

The coli loves this type of shyt

do with it what you please lol





let the fukkery commence

 

[ChatGPT-5]

That cow had 150kgs on it and still got folded, almost defies physics. I had to look again because maybe that was a ram, but no, its a goat.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

that sounded like a shotgun.

 

[The Guru]