Did Coli brehs take over NBA front offices this year?

[Professor Emeritus]

Golden State added Demarcus to complete an entire All-NBA starting lineup.

Lakers not just adding LeBron but following up with Lance, Beasley, Rondo, and JaVale.

Now Thibs picking up Deng and Noah to add to Jimmy/Taj/D-Rose and legit creating the Bulls in Minnesota.


When did NBA front offices start planning their acquisitions based on how much fukkery they could create?

There ever been an offseason like this one?

 

[qnsfinest]

Golden State added Demarcus to complete an entire All-NBA starting lineup.

Lakers not just adding LeBron but following up with Lance, Beasley, Rondo, and JaVale.

Now Thibs picking up Deng and Noah to add to Jimmy/Taj/D-Rose and legit creating the Bulls in Minnesota.


When did NBA front offices start planning their acquisitions based on how much fukkery they could create?

There ever been an offseason like this one?

I’m negging you to bolivia if that didn’t happen.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I’m negging you to bolivia if that didn’t happen.

It hasn't happened yet. Knicks have to buy out his contract first.

Rumor: Timberwolves have interest in both Luol Deng, Joakim Noah

Timberwolves Eyeing Luol Deng, Joakim Noah?

I wanted to include at least one thing that hadn't happened yet so that my thread could be prescient and it would look even more like an Ultimate Coli season.

 

[panopticon]

Golden State added Demarcus to complete an entire All-NBA starting lineup.

Lakers not just adding LeBron but following up with Lance, Beasley, Rondo, and JaVale.

Now Thibs picking up Deng and Noah to add to Jimmy/Taj/D-Rose and legit creating the Bulls in Minnesota.


When did NBA front offices start planning their acquisitions based on how much fukkery they could create?

There ever been an offseason like this one?

I don't know...but I love it

We're in for GOAT seasons in 2 sports this year

NBA bringin the fukkery to new heights

NFL back like cooked crack

Meek died for this...its July 1147th

Shyt warped the space-time continuum...

Now we all just along for the ride...enjoy it brehs

 

[KingJay]

NBA the GOAT league
Nonstop fukkery

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I forgot about Carmelo going to Houston and bringing half the banana boat together. If Wade somehow joins them and Harden usurps LeBron as head of the banana boat roster...



There are so many epic storylines waiting out there.


If Boston brings in AD to create a super-team.

If Fultz suddenly balls out to create a rookie-contract superteam in Philly.

If Toronto beats all of them and goes to the Finals solely off the strength of LeBron not being in the East anymore.

If the Knicks makes some moves and....never mind, Knicks ain't ever doing anything.

 

[BXKingPin82]

I ran up in Hornets office like Puff did Stoute!










Jordans goons whooped my ass!

 

[Paper Boi]

let's not forget the rockets picked up melo after @Illuminatos infamous neg train thread.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

let's not forget the rockets picked up melo after @Illuminatos infamous neg train thread.

Last year the NBA wasn't listening to The Coli. This year they are. And it only cost @Illuminatos 9,000+ in rep.

 

[Columbo]

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[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I forgot about Carmelo going to Houston and bringing half the banana boat together. If Wade somehow joins them and Harden usurps LeBron as head of the banana boat roster...



There are so many epic storylines waiting out there.


If Boston brings in AD to create a super-team.

If Fultz suddenly balls out to create a rookie-contract superteam in Philly.

If Toronto beats all of them and goes to the Finals solely off the strength of LeBron not being in the East anymore.

If the Knicks makes some moves and....never mind, Knicks ain't ever doing anything.

@Intruder v3.0 #knickslost:laughingphil:

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

You gotta figure with as many intelligent 6 cert 6 figures brehs that are here we’ve got some posters that could be in NBA front offices.

All jokes aside tho, NBA know what we want. I don’t think this is the end of the potential fukkery either which is just to think about.