Enough Trump threads. Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

[全能の神]

Vamp pros:

• You can seduce anyone
• Super-strength and speed
• Immortality
• Enhanced Senses
• Stylish capes (optional)

Vamp cons:

• Lots of ways to permanently be put down.
• Insatiable need to consume blood
• Can't taste food
• No sunlight
• Pale ass skin

Wolf pros:

• Transform into an unstoppable beast
• Strong as shyt
• Literally a wolf!
• Become alpha, women can smell the pheromones you emit

Wolf cons:

• Wolfsbane will leave you feeling like a pup
• Silver kills you
• So does fire
• No stylish capes

 

[全能の神]

Obligatory @YaThreadFloppedB!

 

[collateral.]

We got a madman behind all the nuke buttons in the Pentagon and you over here thinking about kiddy fantasies



































I'd rather be a werewolf cause it's cooler And i'll still rock a cape

 

[FukYaFeelings]

A Warepire

 

[Hejdå]

I always thought turning into a beast would be dope as fukk.

Running through the streets and rooftops having people take blurry photos of me looking back like

 

[2CT]

you ole Twilight, eyes on fire ass nikka

@Jayne come get your boy

 

[Kingshango]

Hybrid.

 

[Neuromancer]

I'll stick with Werewolves. No black vampires in Underworld.



Unless i can be Blade

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Being a wolf would be lit

Wait til it gets dark and run thru the city at night and fukk shyt up. Become an urban legend n shyt

 

[Aphrodite]

Vampire seems more realistic.

 

[...o3]

no frontin' since i was a child and saw this...

and mj turn in thriller

...i always wanted to be able to turn into a werewolf. i would have made this werewolf thing look good...

 

[Neuromancer]

Vampire seems more realistic.

Good luck tanning.. unless you tryna look white

 

[The5thLetter]

Vampire, peep the avi

 

[TEH]

Vampires are technically dead .. so I think it's werewolf for me ... at least then I can still go to church.

 

[Hejdå]

The one downside to being a wolf would be turning into one though. On tv it always looks like the transformation hurts like crazy.