For $100,000: Would you face off against a Chimpanzee with a Dollar Tree Mop?

[Stuntone]

Opponent:

Your Weapon:

Winnings:

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Chimpanzees are 3-4 times stronger than humans.

You'd get ripped in two or your face ripped off.

 

[TL15]

Step 1: Turn and run away and act like the mop was some prized possession, coddle it and act like it is worth something

Step 2: keep running and then drop the mop and act like you are sad

(this should confuse the chimpanzee and make him want the mop)

Once he has the mop and is distracted

Step 3: crack the back of his skull with the hardest kick you could ever do... repeat...repeat...repeat




but hell no I wouldn't

 

[Supa cat]

Dont they castrate eachother in fights im good i dont want no smoke

 

[Mac Brown]

My medical bills will be more than 100k

 

[BasketCase]

Can't enjoy the money when you're dead.

 

[HabitualChiller]

A 130 pound chimp is just as strong as a 250 pound bodybuilder.

I'm cool on that, fam

 

[EndDomination]

I wouldn't even take on another grown man with a Dollar Tree mop.
A chimp would take the mop out of my hand, put it down, and then maul me with its bare hands.
I'll take poverty for free

 

[NasirJr]

I think I can outbox him.

 

[11101]

Get permanent maimed for pieces of paper with white men on them brehs

 

[Emoryal]

It would probably rip off my balls and my intestines I'm cool

 

[Neuromancer]

No thanks.

 

[11101]

Have your dikk chilling in the tall grasses for 65k post tax brehs

 

[L&HH]

My medical bills will be more than 100k

You'd be fortunate if you had medical bills. Realistically you'd be dead.

 

[Beck.er.]

Even the chimps that were raised from infancy by humans, considered completely tamed, coddled and nurtured like human children, human rather than chimp identified, etc, etc have been known to maul humans for various reasons.

A caged zoo animal will have no compunction about stomping you flat, dismembering you and flinging your remains like monkeys throw poop if you come at it looking for a fight.

They are violent and moody like humans but many, many times stronger.