Game of Thrones Season 3 Niccas!!!!! *Storms Swords*

JulesWinfield

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Stannis Baratheon has no need of unloyal pretenders that get excited cause a couple of flying lizards have hot breath.:beli:

You clearly do not believe in the one true king and if it's one thing Stannis hates its deserters.The lord of light only requires a bended knee and to swear fealty to the one true king.

Now that I think about I should have seen this coming I remember when we were rowing to kings landing and you were talking about you wasnt sure if Stannis would be victorious I told you never doubt our cause the one true king and one true god will see us through this and you busted out a prayer to the seven I should have thrown yo ass overboard then but the Onion knight was like "Chill Ser Donkey let that boy row" and im like" Naw B he clearly aint bout this life and we should offer him to the red god burn this nikka now:fire:" Ser Davos is like "Patience Ser Donkey there will be more than enough bloodshed once we hit kings landing and if the gods are good he will die with honor putting Stannis Baratheon on the iron throne." I hit Ser Davos with the :stopitslime:and kept it rowing

If I remember correctly you were one of the first soldiers to retreat at the blackwater battle when you saw Renly's armor during the battle talking bout you aint fighting no ghost:beli:

Pretenders like you are the reason why Stannis aint on the iron throne right now you want to switch sides thats cool just know you terminate on site status now:bustback:


And if I ever catch you in Dragonstone Im going to have Melissandre sing you a lullaby while you burn in agony:ufdup:

This just aint for Soundbwoy any of you fukkers who claim #StannisSet or whatever catchy fukking team name you want to come up with and want to jump ship this goes for you two this shyt aint a game
Ok maybe it is:steviej:
if you aint bout this life I dont want you on my team

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I'ma ride for the Lord of Light until my death :salute:
 

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Let's talk about how well Khaleesi done this pre-season, she now has two Generals, one as her right hand, the other a tactical and goonery expert.

She now has three sophomore DRAGONS, one of them is baller like Lebron, then she got D Wade and Bosh too dropping it like It's hot.
She has LEGIONS of ghost faced killas now too nikkas, talmbout 8 THOUSAND,eight zero zero zero!
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Let's not forget she has the best cavalry the best warriors have ever seen and died because they seen it :lolbron:

They're gonna have to practice before going into the real battles, imagine that.
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You taking dunks of fire from above by the Big 3:merchant:, you getting stampede by ghost faced killas that fight as well as Achilles , then you getting finished by Dothraki cavalry from the flanks :damn: .

Good Luck Westeros :ld:, you gonna have to watch for
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This nikka is on his @obarth shyt :wow: :blessed: :myman:
 
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@obarth da gawd doesn't disappoint:laff: Might be your finest recap since young finn da gawd bit the dust on homeland :salute:
 
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I'll admit....it was lookin pretty bleak for Daenerys for a while. Drogo dead, Rhaego stillborn, Viserys dead (he was bytch anyway). Her future was lookin sad & pathetic...

I understand why they all had to die now :wow:

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:ohhh: that's an interesting theory. that seemed to be an important piece of info that came out of it. that and him saying his 'true father' lost his head at King's Landing

I'm trying to think about the order of events:

- he told Theon to ride east to meet his sister (I assume people back then would be pretty keen to direction to not get lost all the time)

- the other dudes caught up with him

- robin hood pops up again and saves the day

- they ride a little more, creep around a building, take an extra long time getting a lock open :beli: and then they're where? back where they started? that would be quite an okie-doke...
whatever you do Breh don't try to Google that dude to find out who he is. I thought I missed him from some previous shyt. Needless to say, I'm feeling like theon right now :sadbron:
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man this is a powerful scene. i love how the creator and show writers have people feeling bad for theon and jamie. not everybody but alot of people do.

as a book reader i never felt bad for theon but the tv show made me feel very :to: for him when he said this

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:to::to::to:
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:heh: nikka you'd be dead within a week



You'd be in that same box varys got that sorcerer in like :noah:



you musta forgot how Theon almost got handled by them Booty Bandits :mjpls:

Please. Theon is a peon with no honor. Booty bandits would meat the end of my blade.

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