You saying Tywin was on some Prince shyt![]()
Tywin the type to kill your whole family, ether your soul, and then take you inside to serve pancakes.
Game: blouses

You saying Tywin was on some Prince shyt![]()

Stannis Baratheon has no need of unloyal pretenders that get excited cause a couple of flying lizards have hot breath.
You clearly do not believe in the one true king and if it's one thing Stannis hates its deserters.The lord of light only requires a bended knee and to swear fealty to the one true king.
Now that I think about I should have seen this coming I remember when we were rowing to kings landing and you were talking about you wasnt sure if Stannis would be victorious I told you never doubt our cause the one true king and one true god will see us through this and you busted out a prayer to the seven I should have thrown yo ass overboard then but the Onion knight was like "Chill Ser Donkey let that boy row" and im like" Naw B he clearly aint bout this life and we should offer him to the red god burn this nikka now" Ser Davos is like "Patience Ser Donkey there will be more than enough bloodshed once we hit kings landing and if the gods are good he will die with honor putting Stannis Baratheon on the iron throne." I hit Ser Davos with the
and kept it rowing
If I remember correctly you were one of the first soldiers to retreat at the blackwater battle when you saw Renly's armor during the battle talking bout you aint fighting no ghost
Pretenders like you are the reason why Stannis aint on the iron throne right now you want to switch sides thats cool just know you terminate on site status now
And if I ever catch you in Dragonstone Im going to have Melissandre sing you a lullaby while you burn in agony
This just aint for Soundbwoy any of you fukkers who claim #StannisSet or whatever catchy fukking team name you want to come up with and want to jump ship this goes for you two this shyt aint a gameif you aint bout this life I dont want you on my teamOk maybe it is
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Tywin the type to kill your whole family, ether your soul, and then take you inside to serve pancakes.
Game: blouses![]()

Like my man just said...it worked for Prince.Being surrounded by bytches justifies dude twerking, tho?![]()

Let's talk about how well Khaleesi done this pre-season, she now has two Generals, one as her right hand, the other a tactical and goonery expert.
She now has three sophomore DRAGONS, one of them is baller like Lebron, then she got D Wade and Bosh too dropping it like It's hot.
She has LEGIONS of ghost faced killas now too nikkas, talmbout 8 THOUSAND,eight zero zero zero!![]()
Let's not forget she has the best cavalry the best warriors have ever seen and died because they seen it![]()
They're gonna have to practice before going into the real battles, imagine that.![]()
You taking dunks of fire from above by the Big 3, you getting stampede by ghost faced killas that fight as well as Achilles , then you getting finished by Dothraki cavalry from the flanks
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Good Luck Westeros, you gonna have to watch for
too![]()

You hatin on Purple Rain, breh?![]()
You ain't have to take it that far, brehYou ain't have to take it that far, breh
But Tywin ain't pull that outfit off tho. He needs to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka is all I'm saying, breh.
yo i can't breathe.You ain't never lie, brehYou ain't have to take it that far, breh
But Tywin ain't pull that outfit off tho. He needs to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka is all I'm saying, breh.

@obarth da gawd doesn't disappointMight be your finest recap since young finn da gawd bit the dust on homeland
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whatever you do Breh don't try to Google that dude to find out who he is. I thought I missed him from some previous shyt. Needless to say, I'm feeling like theon right nowthat's an interesting theory. that seemed to be an important piece of info that came out of it. that and him saying his 'true father' lost his head at King's Landing
I'm trying to think about the order of events:
- he told Theon to ride east to meet his sister (I assume people back then would be pretty keen to direction to not get lost all the time)
- the other dudes caught up with him
- robin hood pops up again and saves the day
- they ride a little more, creep around a building, take an extra long time getting a lock openand then they're where? back where they started? that would be quite an okie-doke...
for him when he said this




nikka you'd be dead within a week
You'd be in that same box varys got that sorcerer in like
you musta forgot how Theon almost got handled by them Booty Bandits![]()
