Game of Thrones Season 3 Niccas!!!!! *Storms Swords*

[ThatKidBlackHippy]

Dope episode. Thoughts:

- fukk Joffery. I forgot how much of a bytch this dude is pulling out the chair from Tyrion, threatening rape, etc ... ... Tyrion pullin' the blade out on him in front of everyone was dope, even Tywin was like

- Samwell caught a body a white walker at that. Why did he leave the dragonglass tho? Is he some type of idiot? The scene where the crows gathered at the tree with the face looked great.

- Lol @ The Second Sons. The Captain was humorous but I ain't feelin' the disrespect, glad he got his head separated from body. New contender in the Khaleesi simping crew, you know Jorah will be scheming in the cut now

- Stannis getting some screen time again is cool, tho @ that spell shyt he pulled. Lol Gendry thought he was gonna get him some and had leeches on his dikk

- Cersei shytting on both the Tyrells

Spoiler

rains of catsmere

The Hound - "fukk Joffery. fukk the Queen"

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Proof you can have a dope episode without action for you action only dudes

Arya a straight goon. If she still had needle she wouldve put the hound down like a vet. He still on the list though.

Danarys be bossing up on nikkas something serious. Dude was talking like the long lost member of the 2 live crew to her and she was brushing it off. Other dude came to kill her, saw that body and started singing I wanna be down like brandy. I still dont see why shes conquering a bunch of places to sail across the ocean and TRY to get back westeros. Dat ass tho.

Stannis lost them 92 ships and had to fall back but hes slowly unflabbying himself. Freeing his road dog is a step in the right direction. He cant be using voodoo on my nikka king robb though, them two other nikkas its whatever.

My nikka tywildfire wiping out a whole family Dude got others telling tales of his ether. Dudes ether to screen time ratio is off the charts.

This nikka joffrey. I havent wanted to physically beat up a tv character since kate from lost but joffery put me in that zone again. Dude smugly hit sansa with the "What? Your dad is dead." Then hit her with the you gon get raped on your wedding day soon as my uncle passes out...maybe.

Grandma realized she was out of her league fukking with tywildfire so she started bullying her gay grandson. Tywildfire made her drop a weight class

sansa still fronting on the only dude thats been nice to her. I seen my nikka tri-pod da gawd leaned up on the door with the face. Sansa tried to give tyrion that pedo pity sex. He aint bout that life. He need to put that other broad in the bushes once sansa warms up to him.

Damn fatboy, how close you gonna let an unarmed zombie get before you decide to swing the sword? Then you drop the shyt that did kill him?

No theon torture scene Two week wait though

 

[Jello Biafra]

Those Mellisandre and Gendry scenes were kinda off...she could have at least let Gendry get his nut before pulling out the leeches. Mellisandre does get props for her line about slaughtering lambs though.

The Davos/Stannis relationship is cool too because you can see that Stannis is conflicted about Mellisandre's plans and he not only wants Davos' counsel but he needs it because STannis knows that deep down he is in full on simp mode for Mellisandre.

Was I the only one who saw way more sexual chemistry between Missandei and Dany during that bathtub scene than there was between Daario and Dany?
I know we are supposed to see that Daario is charming Dany with his Fabio like stylings but I swear it felt like the start to a lesbian porno scene between Missandei and Dany before dude rolled into the tent.

Tyrion and Sansa's wedding was great. It rekindled my intense hatred of Joffrey...everything that little douchebag did at the wedding had me pissed especially taking that stool away. And the look Tywin shot to the crowd as they were snickering was ice cold.
This was also the first time I have seen Maergery visibly bothered (she usually is totally unflappable) she was visibly annoyed by her grandmother running down the new family tree once she and Loras marry Joffrey and Cersei. And she looked she had been punched in the gut after Cersei told her the tale of the Rains of Castermere then threatened to have her strangled in her sleep.
I actually enjoyed ever scene Cersei had in this episode and that never happened before.

Minnesota Fats put in work against the White Walker which I give him props for but did he really leave the dragonglass dagger behind when he and Gilly ran off? That is the only weapon he had period and he just left it? What a dumbass.

And I am kinda sad that Mero came and went so fast. Dude was hilarious.

 

[Malik]

Is there any particular reason as to why we havent seen this woman naked yet?

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

Damn Sam straight up shanked that albino guy like " You ain't taking my only chance of getting the puss!" Just the slight possibility of gettin laid made him forget that he's a cowardly pu$$y a$$ faggit. Yeah, I hate his character.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Are we sure Daario is from Bravos? I thought he only said those words because he drew the Bravosi coin...and the way Jaqen told those words to Arya, it seemed like a common saying from Bravos...


...Actually, now that I think about it, didn't Jaqen tell Arya to say those words to anyone from Bravos and they'd help her find HIM

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52QsDDBvhRc[/ame]

 

[Sincere Noble]

a nikka gon need them gifs of pawgessi's [3 6 Mafia] Ass & Titties Ass & Titties Ass & Titties [/3 6 Mafia

 

[Sincere Noble]

Sam left the dagger on the ground

shyt was straight status. This nikka is the straight up definition of

As soon has i saw that the little dagger did that much damage Im picking it up, holstering it, giving that bytch that and KIM

 

[Soundbwoy]

this was my favorite episode of the season so far...it didn't have the epic moment like Dany earlier this season with getting the Unsullied and burning the slave holders...but the whole thing popped

and I like these episodes where they stay with just a couple of the plotlines at a time and don't try to service too many places...I know they have a lot of plot to juggle, but I almost wonder if there's a way to have the episodes more focused like this and still advance the plot the way it needs...it would take some doing, but I think there's a way to solve it...because the best episodes have all been the ones where we focus on a few locations and don't try to go everywhere.

those second sons

the captain is a top 5 character on any show ever...son literally gave no fukks and swagged all over that place like he owned it...he might be the inventor of the #HardOnHoes movement

I was heated that he got his head lopped off...but if someone had to do it I'm glad it was Daario...that dude on some straight Mike Tyson I'll talk to you how I want to talk shyt...he does whatever he wants and right now what he wants to do is give super simp Jorah a heart attack...watch that simp ass mufukka roll up in next episode with a bunch of flowers and a box of the finest chocolates in Westeros

Joff with the douche shyt was and at the same time...because I chuckled then I realized just how much I want someone to punch that fakkit in his face.

And my girl Arya finally caught some luck...bout got damn time...hound actually helping her out...although that cryptic ass shyt Stannis was doing doesn't bode too well for her brother...fukk the lord of light

For the night is dark and full of terrors

fukking great episode. For all you "slow" ass nikkas who think the show isnt progressing need to go see a Michael Bay movie because even though there's less action,the story and characters are progressing.

Firstly, where the fukk are you Stannis supporters at now? You nikkas was all loud and shyt early in the season and now i havent even seen one of u in here. This nikka is not humble and honorable like u guys said. this nikka is possessed and being control by a red hair c*nt and is about to off an innocent kid. Dont ever compare him to the god Ned Stark.

Secondly, Sam, unless you kept all that dragon glass from season 2,



lastly, HBO,come on now,2 weeks? really? how you gonna postpone this crack for two weeks with 2 episodes left when we gotta wait a whole year for next season?

Ned Starks honor got him murked, aint nothing wrong with Gendry sharing that blood

 

[Black Magisterialness]

the coming @obarth review....



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7KSkZxt_zo"]Bart Scott - Can't Wait! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Sugar]

Are we sure Daario is from Bravos? I thought he only said those words because he drew the Bravosi coin...and the way Jaqen told those words to Arya, it seemed like a common saying from Bravos...


...Actually, now that I think about it, didn't Jaqen tell Arya to say those words to anyone from Bravos and they'd help her find HIM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52QsDDBvhRc

And the plot thickens :awshyt:

 

[mson]

Proof you can have a dope episode without action for you action only dudes

Arya a straight goon. If she still had needle she wouldve put the hound down like a vet. He still on the list though.

Danarys be bossing up on nikkas something serious. Dude was talking like the long lost member of the 2 live crew to her and she was brushing it off. Other dude came to kill her, saw that body and started singing I wanna be down like brandy. I still dont see why shes conquering a bunch of places to sail across the ocean and TRY to get back westeros. Dat ass tho.

Stannis lost them 92 ships and had to fall back but hes slowly unflabbying himself. Freeing his road dog is a step in the right direction. He cant be using voodoo on my nikka king robb though, them two other nikkas its whatever.

My nikka tywildfire wiping out a whole family Dude got others telling tales of his ether. Dudes ether to screen time ratio is off the charts.

This nikka joffrey. I havent wanted to physically beat up a tv character since kate from lost but joffery put me in that zone again. Dude smugly hit sansa with the "What? Your dad is dead." Then hit her with the you gon get raped on your wedding day soon as my uncle passes out...maybe.

Grandma realized she was out of her league fukking with tywildfire so she started bullying her gay grandson. Tywildfire made her drop a weight class

sansa still fronting on the only dude thats been nice to her. I seen my nikka tri-pod da gawd leaned up on the door with the face. Sansa tried to give tyrion that pedo pity sex. He aint bout that life. He need to put that other broad in the bushes once sansa warms up to him.

Damn fatboy, how close you gonna let an unarmed zombie get before you decide to swing the sword? Then you drop the shyt that did kill him?

No theon torture scene Two week wait though

Great analysis! You, Obarth and piff be on point with yours. :shake:

 

[Grand Conde]

And now we get a wedding episode?! And we still have two more weddings on deck!!

Co-sign my dude, this wedding shyt is boring as fukk. Hopefully the next two are off camera or take up as little screen time as possible.

 

[Woodrow]

Are we sure Daario is from Bravos? I thought he only said those words because he drew the Bravosi coin...and the way Jaqen told those words to Arya, it seemed like a common saying from Bravos...


...Actually, now that I think about it, didn't Jaqen tell Arya to say those words to anyone from Bravos and they'd help her find HIM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52QsDDBvhRc

no. he told he to give the coin to a any boatman from bravos, say the words, and they'd take her to bravosi.

he asked her to go with him and she refused. but that way if she changed her mind she could follow.

 

[Ice Cold]

why can't I find a link?! ICEFILMS done let a brother down!