Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
"We just cannot establish a minimum wage. Businesses will go under."Couldn't you say that about the current wage?
"We absolutely can't raise the minimum wage to $4 an hour. The economy will collapse."
"If we raise the minimum wage to $7, the Earth will split asunder and swallow cities whole."
"An $11 minimum wage will incur the wrath of the gods. Meteors will obliterate civilization."
"If you raise the minimum wage to $15, the laws of physics will invert and render existence meaningless."