Get erections around your female co-workers breh

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Easiest way of getting p*ssy on the job without doing all that other corny shyt

Every womanthat I gotten hard in front of started throwing me the p*ssy after the fact. They love that shyt idk why

Dont try this if you a smegol ass nikka. Not tryna have you get fired for sexual harassment

Am I the only one who had to look this up? This supposed to be the lil malnourished nikka in lord of the rings right?
 

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If I was introduced to a woman on a business call that was sitting down, I'd usually stand real close to her face while she was sitting. That way she was comfortable having her face next to my package. It always worked, I've banged many a woman on the magnificent mile using that method. :yeshrug:

:childplease: What porn you got this shyt out of playboi? Like other people in the room wouldn't notice this bullshyt?


Here are some real fukken tips.

You are a breh working with a bunch of women, you are going to get immediate attention.
Dress well, carry yourself well, and they are basically going to throw themselves at you. You don't even need to work for it.

Matter of fact just the other day, this fat cac bytch was wondering out loud if our new supervisor was married. She was all like :shaq: scoping him out.

She know I don't fukk with fat hoes. I hit her with the :scusthov: when she asked about my personal life.
 

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:childplease: What porn you got this shyt out of playboi? Like other people in the room wouldn't notice this bullshyt?


Here are some real fukken tips.

You are a breh working with a bunch of women, you are going to get immediate attention.
Dress well, carry yourself well, and they are basically going to throw themselves at you. You don't even need to work for it.

Matter of fact just the other day, this fat cac bytch was wondering out loud if our new supervisor was married. She was all like :shaq: scoping him out.

She know I don't fukk with fat hoes. I hit her with the :scusthov: when she asked about my personal life.

So you're telling me methods on how to do what I've already done for years, with great proven results, then you go on to tell me your methods land you fat cac bytches. :jbhmm:





















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