Get Married Brehs wrestling edition: RVD's wife files for divorce

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

was she even 15 when they married or what

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

Unless Sonia's botox man is shooting her up with water from the fountain of youth, that's not the former Mrs. Van Dam.

 

[Silkk]

Got a neeeeew bytch, now you Jennifer Aniston

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

Per TMZ's comment section (so, take it with a grain of salt) RVD's rebound relationship is an indie wrestler out of New Orleans with enough implants and fillers to -- oh, you get the idea.

This is her twitter. NSFW. KatieForbes (@TheKatieForbes) on Twitter

 

[DaylitoJames]

I just wanna see RVD walk into the courtroom with his theme playing

Bill Alphonso gotta be behind him blowing that whistle yelling "

THAT"S RIGHT DADDY! ROB VAN DAM IS THE MAN DADDY! THESE HOES ARE TRIFFLING! NO ALIMONY DADDY WORD TO FLAIR! WE CUTTING IT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE!" then RVD looks at the jury and goes

 

[El Poyo Loco]

RVD: You want a divorce

Sonya: Yes

RVD: Pick a hand

 

[TripleAgent]

RVD: You want a divorce

Sonya: Yes

RVD: Pick a hand

We going to hell, breh.

 

[23Barrettcity]

That's why you gotta have a strong foundation , btw both my grandparents are super religious so

Breh to be real the limited financial options for women years ago kept a lot of women in unhappy marriages and still does . ( not saying your gps)

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

"She just decided the marriage wasn't working anymore"

but still expects to get paid on a monthly basis despite not having children together

and our outdated, anti-male/pro-female divorce system still allows for it in 2016

This is why I don't see the logic in a male in this era to get married. If I ever get married, I'm having shorty sign an iron clad pre-nup, and if she doesn't, we not getting married.

RVD: You want a divorce

Sonya: Yes

RVD: Pick a hand

Oh sh*t

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

This is why I don't see the logic in a male in this era to get married. If I ever get married, I'm having shorty sign an iron clad pre-nup, and if she doesn't, we not getting married.

I have always found it to be the case that the men hollering the loudest for pre-nuptual agreements barely have two nickels to rub together.

 

[I_Q]

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Off topic but he was my favorite wrestler as a kid but I caught him during the tail end of ECW. I'm watching old episodes of it on the network and it cracks me up now knowing dude is high as hell in all these promos with Sabu.

My favorite one is when he's backstage with Alfonso and at the end of his promo he looks at a random plant and says "anyone got any papers?" Then the camera goes back to Joey styles with a confused look " papers? What does that mean" lol. Didn't get that as a kid