SalamiAttack
All Star
WHY AREN'T MORE FOLKS TALKING ABOUT THIS Piff af GAME!!!
Get Chased by the Feds , brehs
Get FLOCKED by some CHicks, breh
Get to be the Forman on the Job, brehs
Go swim with the bytch from the Ring, Breh
Get to 'HANG' with White Folks, brehs
Get to stare out the Project Windows, breh
Get to watch some reverse Tuskegee syphilis experiment type shyt go down, breh
Get to gasp and run and jump and DIE and live and wonder, brehs
Get to WORK AT GOOGLE, Brehs
GET TO RECEIVE UNIVERSAL CRITICAL ACCLAIM, YET MUFFUGAS ON THE COLI TOO BUSY PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, BATTLEFIELD, AND TITANFALL 2, TO NOTICE THE DANES DROPPED THE ETHER, brehs
This shyt is the reverse AAA game....
NEVER SPOON FEEDS YOU...
ZERO HUD CLOGGIN' THE SCREEN
NO shyt Dialogue that some Hollywood Film school reject pulls out there ASS while saving it to their iPhone notepad, drafting while stuck in traffic on the 405
NO lame ass 70s/80s/90s/2000s payola licensed soundtraq to have you bumpin' wack tracks which add ZERO VALUE to the gameplay or the narrative
THIS GAME
IT fukkS YOUR WHOLE LIFE UP...
AND...
YOU WILL LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT
*those endings
Get Chased by the Feds , brehs
Get FLOCKED by some CHicks, breh
Get to be the Forman on the Job, brehs
Go swim with the bytch from the Ring, Breh
Get to 'HANG' with White Folks, brehs
Get to stare out the Project Windows, breh
Get to watch some reverse Tuskegee syphilis experiment type shyt go down, breh
Get to gasp and run and jump and DIE and live and wonder, brehs
Get to WORK AT GOOGLE, Brehs
GET TO RECEIVE UNIVERSAL CRITICAL ACCLAIM, YET MUFFUGAS ON THE COLI TOO BUSY PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, BATTLEFIELD, AND TITANFALL 2, TO NOTICE THE DANES DROPPED THE ETHER, brehs
This shyt is the reverse AAA game....
NEVER SPOON FEEDS YOU...
ZERO HUD CLOGGIN' THE SCREEN
NO shyt Dialogue that some Hollywood Film school reject pulls out there ASS while saving it to their iPhone notepad, drafting while stuck in traffic on the 405
NO lame ass 70s/80s/90s/2000s payola licensed soundtraq to have you bumpin' wack tracks which add ZERO VALUE to the gameplay or the narrative
THIS GAME
IT fukkS YOUR WHOLE LIFE UP...
AND...
YOU WILL LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT
*those endings