Grown man talk, I keep a washcloth on me at work so I can keep my ass thoroughly clean after a sh*t

smokeurobinson

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Been doing it for years. Keep it in my bag compartment. If I have to take a number 2 at work, I'm not depending on that dry tissue....I keep a sh*t rag/wash cloth readily available for such occurrences. You're not gonna get all the cracks and crevices with dry tissue which could lead to you walking around with a sh*tty smelling ass. Let me just put it to u this way, I've been in numerous situations where people have walked by me only for me to get a whiff of them not having wiped their ass properly. Years ago an older female co worker walked by me while I was sitting in the lounge table. Her ass smelled like that smell from changing a babys dirty diaper. I vowed right there 'that could never be me', but then I thought "What if that was already me and I just never knew?" .Because I wasnt telling that old lady her ass smelled so maybe that coulda been me at once and no one said anything. Thats why u gotta keep a sh*t rag/washcloth on u at all times. Wether u go to school or work. In my bag I have axe spray, baby wipes, hand sanitizer, toothpaste, toothbrush, soap, 1 pair of boxers and socks, pens and lotions. There's liek 4 other people in my area and we share 1 bathroom but I can go anywhere in the facility. Usually I just lock the door and wash my ass like a hooker at a gas station. I always leave a puddle on the floor . :lolbron: In my previous jobs when the bathroom was not so private I would have to wet the washcloth in the sink, wait till the coast was clear, do a quick duck in the stall and get as much out as possible quick. Then u make sure the coast is clear and wash the rag. and repeat till the rag is clean. After use always place dirty rag in a plastic bag to take home for cleaning with replacement rag on deck. Dont be a pig and just use the same dirty rag for the next time u sh*t, take it home and wash it with bleach. I been doing this routine since 2005 and I'm pretty much gonna do it like that till the day I retire. Cant depend on Babywipes because what if u run out and u stuck? Skid marks aren't cool, and if u have a girl that does laundry, you cant leave evidence behind that has u looking like some 8 year old who doesnt know how to wipe. Always keep a sh*t rag/washcloth on u at all times.







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