How can old Kung Fu movies be so cheesy and so piff?

[NoChillJones]

El Rey channel had a "Way of the Turkey" marathon over Thanksgiving break. Man they were playing ALL the classics



I'm watching like and at the same time. Makes NO sense. The shytty translations, crappy acting, sorry ass special effects, but the fight scenes and fukk even the way they talk "Your kung fu is weaker than mine."

Gotdamn brehs

I should have DVR'd that whole weekend

Racist whites, dope ass Asians

 

[KravenMorehead™]

*Hey!* *ush!!* *Ughsh!* *ackhk!!* *Hey!* *umpfh!!!* *Bipp!!* *Bip!* *Thoom!* *Bip!!* *PAFFFFPH!!!!!!*

*whoom whowhooom*


"hahahahaha!!!!!!!"

 

[MenacingMonk]

What you watching, OP? Some flicks are far from cheesy.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Watched The 5 Fingers of Death twice, watched bits and pieces of others

 

[Killigraphy]

Because you know what to expect. You already come in with the mentality that its all cheesy over-the-top nonsense. Like watching anime. You already know all the tropes coming. So you're watching it for that special brand of cheese.

 

[nieman]

And the characters had that Ric Flair

 

[Eddie Brock]

Thank God for the fire stick and Kodi

 

[patscorpio]

El Rey channel had a "Way of the Turkey" marathon over Thanksgiving break. Man they were playing ALL the classics



I'm watching like and at the same time. Makes NO sense. The shytty translations, crappy acting, sorry ass special effects, but the fight scenes and fukk even the way they talk "Your kung fu is weaker than mine."

Gotdamn brehs

I should have DVR'd that whole weekend

i was watching that too

crippled avengers, five deadly venoms, game of death, Fatal Flying Guillotine..lots of piff

 

[Bryan Danielson]

El Rey channel had a "Way of the Turkey" marathon over Thanksgiving break. Man they were playing ALL the classics



I'm watching like and at the same time. Makes NO sense. The shytty translations, crappy acting, sorry ass special effects, but the fight scenes and fukk even the way they talk "Your kung fu is weaker than mine."

Gotdamn brehs

I should have DVR'd that whole weekend

Martha

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

i kinda stopped watching el ray on thrusdays cause they kept showing the same like 20 martial arts movies

 

[OmegaK2099]

Because you know what to expect. You already come in with the mentality that its all cheesy over-the-top nonsense. Like watching anime. You already know all the tropes coming. So you're watching it for that special brand of cheese.

This

 

[puppetmaster]

I used to get angry wondering why one of the ninjas from those martial arts flicks didn't show up in the early UFC's and show those guys what's up

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

And the characters had that Ric Flair

Silver Fox my G..

 

[Majestyx]

I miss the crazy wire fu back then and when dudes would get chopped up would be ribbons flying out as blood

fukkery weapons like flying guillotine.

i still want a fatal flying guillotine to fight nikkas with

nothing is iller than Carter Wongs dubbed laugh in born invincible

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Five Element Ninjas is still my GOAT

Me and the brehs used to watch that shyt at least 5 times a year