How would all the Wrestlemania Main Events have gone down if they were MMA shoot fights?

[Berniewood Hogan]

THE OUTCOMES OF WORKED MATCHES ARE DECIDED BY SECRET SHOOT FIGHTS IN THE LOCKER ROOM, BROTHER!

 

[El Cocodrilo]

THE OUTCOMES OF WORKED MATCHES ARE DECIDED BY SECRET SHOOT FIGHTS IN THE LOCKER ROOM, BROTHER!

Finally the Hulkster's black eye at WM9 is explained

 

[ZEB WALTON]

Warrior was younger and stronger in 1990, breh.

Warrior was winded by the time he hit the ring. Guy had zero stanima and in a fake wrwstling match wanted to take it home in 6 min.

Higan would have abused the warrior with his weight.

Dude was a body builder hogan was huge and had the experience.

 

[ZEB WALTON]

Are you saying they woulda jumped Benoit or HBK


Here's what I think woulda happened:

1.Mr T KOs Rowdy
2.Hogan KOs Bundy
3.Hogan makes Andre tap after breaking his ribs
andre was too old. Hulk got this
4.Mach makes Dibiase tap
Good fight, might give it to dibiase
5.Mach destroys Hulk
hulk is destroying macho its not evn close foh
6.UW makes Hulk tap
Same with warrior. Hulk is from the era where guys tried to fukk wit him in the ring and he had to hulk on em.
7.Hogan KOs Sarge
Hmmm. Sarge was an actual marine no? Good fight here
8.Sid makes Hulk tap
hulk got enough in him to take sid. Sids just a goon. not smart enough. Hulk experience outs him over
9.Hog breaks Yoko's ribs, making him ta
YOK taies bret. Im not fukkin wit a 600lb somoan
10.Hart KOs Yoko
YOK takes hart again
11.BamBam makes LT tap
One of rhe goat players vs the beast from the east. Good fight here but ill take Bam. LT in prime tho
12.Hart defeats HBK
Yes
13.Sid beats Taker
Taker ovet sid
14.HBK almost taps, then reverses it to beat SCSA
Stone cold stomps hbk out
15.SCSA makes ROck tap
Rocky whoops scsa are you crazy
16.Big Show is last survivor
17.ROck makes SC tap
18.Y2J beats HHH easy
Eh. Possibly trips only win and rock over hulk
19.Brock beats Kurt
Kurt tho hes hurt. Could go brock cause of that
20.Wolverine survives
21.Dave wins
22.Cena KOs HHH, no submission
23.HBK KOs cena
24.Edge destroys Taker
taker
25.Orton washes HHH
26.HBK beats Taker
taker
27.Cena beats Mis
28.Cena beats Rock
Rock
29.Cena beats Rock
Rock
30.Orton beats DB and Dave
batista
31.Rome and Seth double team Brock to eliminate him, then ROme wins
Brock
32.Reigns wins, TKO

Fixed

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

HHH would have never won a WrestleMania

Yoko, Rock, Angle would probably all remain undefeated at WM.

Taker would lose a few

Rock aint got no hands fam

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Fixed for accuracy

lol Hickenbottom was terrified of Bret. He literally ran away and hid and lied like a chickenshyt to Bret's face rather than own up to his part in the screwjob. That was the best heel work of Shawn's career and it wasnt kayfabe.

 

[Jmare007]

The fukkery of an MMA Triple Threat match

 

[R=G]

Cripple H can't fight
We ain't never heard anyone coming at the Rock slick.so no one has ever got out of hand with him except Bubba Ray saying he was offended that the Rock didn't like a finish and thought he was gonna have to fight him. The Rock damn near laughed in his face and that was that.

Big Show SHOULD win a lot but after that Great Khali thing, who knows.

Angle, Shelton, and Lesnar would of been alright probably all the time.

 

[R=G]

lol Hickenbottom was terrified of Bret. He literally ran away and hid and lied like a chickenshyt to Bret's face rather than own up to his part in the screwjob. That was the best heel work of Shawn's career and it wasnt kayfabe.

LMAO! That dude LIED str8 up on that doc...$hit was hilarious.

 

[R=G]

I know everyone loves macho but he was never kicking hogans ass. Dude backed down to higan his whole career. Those pythons would put a japanese style beatdown on macho

And warrior taking that L to hulkN

I ain't never heard Macho Man Randy Savage backing down to anyone and Hogan almost got raped his first year in the game..so he wasn't some hard nygga and he always speaks about being terrified of Andre.

26.HBK beats Taker

 

[Riley Escobar]

at someone actually thinking Austin vs Rock in a shoot fight would be better than Kurt vs Brock

 

[JQ Legend]

nikkaz dead ass got Yoko losing shoot matches in his 20s/30s to a 234 lb nikka

Bret one of the greatest but come the fukk on now

And WM 12 wouldn't have been what y'all think. Bret and Shawn used to be damn near like best friends. They didnt hate each other at WM 12.

 

[R=G]

nikkaz dead ass got Yoko losing shoot matches in his 20s/30s to a 234 lb nikka

Bret one of the greatest but come the fukk on now

And WM 12 wouldn't have been what y'all think. Bret and Shawn used to be damn near like best friends. They didnt hate each other at WM 12.

WRONG Damn you're late

 

[JQ Legend]

WRONG Damn you're late

U have no clue what you're talking about

U think Bret was gonna take his only clean WM loss to his enemy?

Bret was personally invited by HBK to be part of the Kliq, u did know that right?

 

[ZEB WALTON]

I ain't never heard Macho Man Randy Savage backing down to anyone and Hogan almost got raped his first year in the game..so he wasn't some hard nygga and he always speaks about being terrified of Andre.

Exactly. Hulk comes from an era where you gotta protect yaself. Dude prolly was tested a lot during his early career and became ichiban #1

A lot of people in shoots have alluded that macho man is all talk. Its one thing beating up superstar bill dundee until he whips out the heat. Its another tging fighting a 300 lb man whos 6'4 and change.

Plus LOD alluded to macho getting punched by hawk who we all have heard by now got punked the fukk out by scorpio. Tho macho got his revenge n gave it to hawk at a concert. Mach maybe didntvwan get fired the night hawk hit em in lovker room. Idk

Mach had heat wut everyone cuz of his girl so he prolly could back it up but hogan was number 1 breh. Many have tried to shoot at the king. Both men feared andre.

Macho did back down from hogan in tna when hulk was damn near cripple.