I Just Sent Out A D!ck Pic....

[Kamikaze Revy]

She got you by the balls son.

 

[Chubbs]

I work at the hospital and our CEO took the directors phone and took a dikk pic and put it back on her desk.

they fired him.



(no ducktales)

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Have a baby dikk brehs

 

[surgical gloves]

You the type of nikka that leave comments on porn sites with a dikk in ya avy..

 

[Big Daddy]

...the suspense is killing me brehs

and she knows it

 

[Big Daddy]

She owns you now.

Girl- You gone buy me lunch this week right?
You-

Girl- You dont want me to go to HR with this pic now do you?

You- No.





She also gone call all the co workers over and show them. All the women and gay dudes gone be like or

 

[Sccit]

dawg u sound like a punk....take control of the situation, theres still hope. hit her up and be like "my bad about last night, i was extremely drunk and texting 3 different people at the same time, shyt got intertwined and now i feel uncomfortable as a muthafucca..forgive me?"

 

[MakeSh!tHappenCaptain]

I'm still waitin on more details......

 

[Sccit]

ficcaz dont know how to flip the script


grow some balls and use ur mind

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

tell her u accidentally sent it to her and dat it was for your man. This way if she does report you u can counter act by playin the gay card with HR...no homo

This is honestly the OPs best move if he wants to keep his job. He should probably start looking for a white boyfriend now!

 

[ben anderson]

ficcaz dont know how to flip the script


grow some balls and use ur mind

like no bullshyt. i would of been said i was fukked up and high and sent it to the wrong person. nikkas dont know how to lie now?

 

[At30wecashout]

Ok, here's a question --

I have a 13-year-old son. I've been trying to school him about the dangers of dikk pics (because my simply telling him "do that, and I'll kill you" probably won't hold up forever). So, this thread will provide a valuable lesson for the kid.

The question is ... since the monumental L taken by the OP has provided me the opportunity to teach my kid a wonderful life lesson (not to mention saving my kid a series of L's) ... do I owe the OP positive rep or something?

Sorry. This is one area in which I'm unfamiliar with the customs.

This ain't the example you want. It ain't an 'L' till he sees the fallout. This could be a "Gotta be careful next time."

Again, NEXT TIME. This dude might be working on his angles and lighting, getting the lotion ready for his next picture
so he gets a better response.


Thats how I go about it.

 

[gossipgeek]

like no bullshyt. i would of been said i was fukked up and high and sent it to the wrong person. nikkas dont know how to lie now?

Because that's the excuse all lame dudes use when they know they done fckd up and possibly about to be exposed. No smart and probably even dumb female will fall for that. Best thing homie can do now is keep his mouth closed and keep his distance.

 

[Sccit]

Because that's the excuse all lame dudes use when they know they done fckd up and possibly about to be exposed. No smart and probably even dumb female will fall for that. Best thing homie can do now is keep his mouth closed and keep his distance.

ITS NOT WHAT U SAY ITS HOW U SAY IT

THERE ARE WAYS TO CONTROL SITUATIONS...IF HE PLAYS IT RIGHT, HE CAN EVEN END UP BEATIN THE CHEEKS WHEN IT'S ALL SAID N DONE

 

[Cowboyz89]

Next time you see her pull her aside and apologize. Use the drunk/high excuse if you want.
If you say nothing she will eventually tell somebody. That person will be a woman, and that woman will tell her it was offensive and to go speak to HR.