I think the ladies on the coli might actually lie more than the men

Houston911

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Lol i'm not the one who said it was.
But these smug ass dudes coming in here with their "harty har har stupid wimminz taking baits" or whatever. And even if it was, it's funny to me. nikkas don't want us enjoying nothing on here:mjcry:

If you read my posts im not like that at all brehette. I respect the ladies on here. Im team #easyonhoes
 

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  • Likes to read
    [*]Reading is life, there was a point in time where i owned over 1000 books paper books. My ipad, phone and computer combined probably has more than 10,000 books on them. I've even been accused if reading to much.
    [*]Cooks
    [*]nikka im haitian we learn cooking out the womb, i know how to cook but i don't necessarily like it.
    [*]Wants to work
    [*]
    cid:3A5B10AA-1C8C-49C4-8D58-F290F40A233F@mobilenotes.apple.com
    These bills aint gonna pay themselves.

    [*]Cleans
    [*]Who is gonna clean my mess for me? I hate cleaning but i was brought up knowing that as a girl that just something you have to do. I'd be happy if i never had to clean ever again.
    [*]Doesn't like to argue
    [*]Lmao, my boyfriend would tell you otherwise, but im not as dramatic as i used to be.
    [*]Doesn't mind paying her own way
    [*]I been working since i was 16. I was told that if i wanted my own shyt then i needed my own money. It's better than some nikka thinking you owe them p*ssy cause they spent 5 bucks on a sandwich.
    [*]Freak
    [*]I can't help my nature, if i lied about anything thats not one of them.
    [*]Isn't shallow
    [*]Im not, i consider myself average at best. Ive never been gassed to the point i start believing my own hype. If you saw my first boyfriend or even my ex you'd think i was desperate as fukk to get with them. The guy im with now is the best looking dude i ever been with.
    [*]Hasn't slept with a bunch of guys
    [*]Im not a virgin, but i wasnt out there slanging it like that. According to the coli i'd be considered a hoe.
    [*]Submissive
    [*]Hmmm to a point.
    [*]Works out
    [*]:lolbron: I bought an elliptical machine almost a month and a half ago that i havent used once.
Lol had to put it in spoilers for the people who could give a fukk.
What's your body count?
 

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Oh, we're answering the questions?
  • Likes to read- I've been reading since I was three.
  • Cooks- Yes :birdman:
  • Wants to work- Hell no I don't want to work. Nobody really wants to work. I'd love nothing more than to be half naked on a beach in St. Tropez with a perfect body and not a care in the world. I have to work for that shyt.
  • Isn't jealous- Nope.
  • Cleans- Yes
  • Doesn't like to argue- I have a repressed violent streak, it's better if we don't argue much
  • Doesn't mind her man going out with his friends. She will be waiting in the bed naked when he gets back.- Yes to the first part, depends on the second part
  • Doesn't mind paying her own way- my mother's voice is in my head "Don't depend on a man"
  • Freak- In some respects.
  • Isn't shallow- Used to be
  • Hasn't slept with a bunch of guys- define a bunch
  • Submissive- If the price is right
  • Works out- Not as much as I should
 

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Oh, we're answering the questions?
  • Likes to read- I've been reading since I was three.
  • Cooks- Yes :birdman:
  • Wants to work- Hell no I don't want to work. Nobody really wants to work. I'd love nothing more than to be half naked on a beach in St. Tropez with a perfect body and not a care in the world. I have to work for that shyt.
  • Isn't jealous- Nope.
  • Cleans- Yes
  • Doesn't like to argue- I have a repressed violent streak, it's better if we don't argue much
  • Doesn't mind her man going out with his friends. She will be waiting in the bed naked when he gets back.- Yes to the first part, depends on the second part
  • Doesn't mind paying her own way- my mother's voice is in my head "Don't depend on a man"
  • Freak- In some respects.
  • Isn't shallow- Used to be
  • Hasn't slept with a bunch of guys- define a bunch
  • Submissive- If the price is right
  • Works out- Not as much as I should

You can use that violent temper on my dikk :shaq:

And you get a damn good workout too :whew:
 

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now pair her up with tupac in a business suit.... :ohhh:

And you get you mythical black couple that defines perfection. :mjlol:

A dude who bust his gun while running a Fortune 500 company with a record label on the side, and a woman that has a natural 50 inch ass on a slim body who twerks and cook a Patti Labelle meal.
 

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Fantasy.
People joke about every dude on the coli being 6 ft tall, 6 figure salary, rotation of pawgs, foreign whip, etc.

But have you noticed that every woman on thecoli

  • Likes to read
  • Cooks
  • Wants to work
  • Isn't jealous
  • Cleans
  • Doesn't like to argue
  • Doesn't mind her man going out with his friends. She will be waiting in the bed naked when he gets back.
  • Doesn't mind paying her own way
  • Freak
  • Isn't shallow
  • Hasn't slept with a bunch of guys
  • Submissive
  • Works out

:comeon:
Lol i didn't realize that i missed two of those questions.
Isnt jealous? Man, thats probably one of my worst traits. Lets just say back in the day i used to do the most.

Doesn't mind her man going out with his friends. She will be waiting in the bed naked when he gets back.
I actually mind it a whole lot, but i know sometimes guys need their alone time with their buddies.
 
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