I think the ladies on the coli might actually lie more than the men

Wild self

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IN and I'm sure by soceitys standards I'm a hoe. I really like that about myself.

Everything else on the list I think I have. Life is good!
If you like ho ING out, might as well drop the drama and fukk relentlessly
 

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Like lol not at all. Luckily for me me i got cuffed at a young age and was in a relationship for almost 6 years so i didn't reach my full hoe potential.
But dudes on here like throwing shyt in peoples faces so i'd rather not say:yeshrug:
I wonder if it's close to mine:ohhh:

You can always PM me :mjpls:
 

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Oh, we're answering the questions?
  • Likes to read- I've been reading since I was three.
  • Cooks- Yes :birdman:
  • Wants to work- Hell no I don't want to work. Nobody really wants to work. I'd love nothing more than to be half naked on a beach in St. Tropez with a perfect body and not a care in the world. I have to work for that shyt.
  • Isn't jealous- Nope.
  • Cleans- Yes
  • Doesn't like to argue- I have a repressed violent streak, it's better if we don't argue much
  • Doesn't mind her man going out with his friends. She will be waiting in the bed naked when he gets back.- Yes to the first part, depends on the second part
  • Doesn't mind paying her own way- my mother's voice is in my head "Don't depend on a man"
  • Freak- In some respects.
  • Isn't shallow- Used to be
  • Hasn't slept with a bunch of guys- define a bunch
  • Submissive- If the price is right
  • Works out- Not as much as I should

:salute:

  • Likes to read- I actually prefer reading over TV :ld:
  • Cooks- Yes, but I really only enjoy it when there's an audience
  • Wants to work- Yes, I get bored easily and I love my job. That said, I wouldn't mind being a housewife and writing on the side from home
  • Isn't jealous- Takes too much energy. It also reeks of insecurity. I even sense I'm growing jealous of someone I do some serious introspection because that shyt is all on me.
  • Cleans- After cooking, and once a week for the whole house. I'm messy but not dirty.
  • Doesn't like to argue- I like debating, and I can't be around people who don't like to or who take shyt too personal
  • Doesn't mind her man going out with his friends. She will be waiting in the bed naked when he gets back.- Uh, hell yeah. I can't deal with anyone (my husband or my female friends) being clingy. I hate clingy people. As for the second part, it depends on when he gets back and what mood I'm in.
  • Doesn't mind paying her own way- I insist when possible. I hate owing people. Me and hubby trade off on certain things, but I think I'd start feeling like a whore if he paid for anything. No offense to anyone who gets their way paid though :smugfavre:
  • Freak- That's all relative. But in terms of the general population. Yeah, I'm probably a bit more freakier than the average chick. :mjpls:
  • Isn't shallow- I don't think I am, but then again, when people present themselves to be ignorant on certain things I can be judgmental
  • Hasn't slept with a bunch of guys- HA! Reformed slut here...:smugfavre:
  • Submissive- Yes, only in the bedroom though. I'm pretty dominant everywhere else
  • Works out- 5 days a week. I have no choice, I'm over 40 and I'm 5'2.
 

Blackout

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U can simply turn hoe into housewife by adding letters. Aint nothing wrong with wifing a reformed ho3 as long as u the only man she hoe'n for. It keeps the relationship from getting stale. Hoes know how to treat men thats y prostitution is a multi billion dollar business that will always b revelant no matter what ppl may think of it.
Congrats on changing your life for the better.
 
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