Truth. Some of these Coli and LSA posters are so entrenched in the notion of not being able to find a "Good Man/Good Woman", that anytime a poster of the opposite sex claims to exhibit at least half of the qualities that are consider "Good Man/Woman" qualities, they refer to that poster as a liar, troll, fake male/female, trying to cat fish the board. Brehs and Brehettes are just paranoid.
So you REALLY love your sisters. EhhhMan I don't work out evar. I useded to jog but my two big toenails fell out so I quit that bullshyt. I got a ged but a good ass job doing all types of shyt behind a desk in an office where I only recently stopped yackin off to porn on my phone with the door locked.
I'm handsome than a mfer but I hate people irl. Not socially awkward, I literally hate people. I either stay to myself or victimize nikkas irl. Womens are strongly attracted to me which is hilarious cuz I'm asexual n only enjoy sex if it comes with gifts n favors. One of my male cousins gave me a bomb ass blowjob when I was 9 and in turn I coerced one of my younger male cousins the following year into sucking dikknballs. Fast forward about 12 yrs, he kills himself just to pipe it up.
That was it, though, strangely enough I didn't turn into a fruit. Whenevar I wonder what freakin a tranny would be like, I imagine pullin their panties down n gettin ready to eat it n the cuchifrito smells like ballsack n it makes me gag, so no.
I'm 6'1" with an 8" dikk and I love dogs n cats but enjoy hurting animals when they are disobedient. I have a gift of precognition which I use to fool dumb black southerners into believing I have Jesus on the main line. I quit smoking tweeds n cigarettes in favor of alcohol, which has made me even more clear headed, sharp, and socially responsible among my peers.
I once stabbed my kindergartener neice with an ink pen n then shrugged when my sister asked me if I did it. I then made her brother a big bowl of ice cream and didn't make her shyt. I was 25 at the time. I have a problem with staring at my mother n sisters' titties, but I am not attracted to my moms in the least. My sisters, eh, kind of, I admit, a lil bit, I lust fo da griddeen.
I still have warm memories of accusing my olderest sis of wearing "hooker boots" n letting her wrestle me to the ground one Saturday n then kicking her in the p*ssy. shyt was soft.
I once shot a homeless man in the head for talking shyt, although he seemed schizophrenic n probably talked shyt to everyone, but it was like in the middle of the night in wintertime n no one was around so I blasted that fool.
Myuncle used to come stay with us whenevar he would get out of Superjail n be on house arrest n he would always have these hot books lying around, one of which was from like the 70's n had like a 10 page spread of a black breh fukking a blonde cracker bytch n bustin a nut on her bush. I was 11 at the time n I thought that shyt was milk.
For some reason he was role playing as a jazz trumpeter n I think she was actin like a groupie or some shyt. I still remember one pic of dude blowin the trumpet with his eyes all big n his pants down with the blonde chick suckin the tip of his erect penis. To this day, just the sight of a black man playing a trumpet cracks me tf up cuz that pic was always funny as hell to me.
Are you claustrophobic like me?No, I'm not lazy. My father didn't raise any lazy children
I work, I just don't like to.
eta: unless you're talking about working out. Hell yeah I'm lazy.
I mean I walk up/down 4 flights when going to/leaving work instead of taking the elevator.
you top 5 DOA like jadakiss :ghghgh:People joke about every dude on the coli being 6 ft tall, 6 figure salary, rotation of pawgs, foreign whip, etc.
But have you noticed that every woman on thecoli
- Likes to read
- Cooks
- Wants to work
- Isn't jealous
- Cleans
- Doesn't like to argue
- Doesn't mind her man going out with his friends. She will be waiting in the bed naked when he gets back.
- Doesn't mind paying her own way
- Freak
- Isn't shallow
- Hasn't slept with a bunch of guys
- Submissive
- Works out
damn come slide out to Sunagakure let me and my little nikkas train you for 20 stacks :ghhghghg:
damn pm me thot i got 20 bandz whats goodLol had to put it in spoilers for the people who could give a fukk.
[*]Reading is life, there was a point in time where i owned over 1000 books paper books. My ipad, phone and computer combined probably has more than 10,000 books on them. I've even been accused if reading to much.
[*]Cooks
[*]nikka im haitian we learn cooking out the womb, i know how to cook but i don't necessarily like it.
[*]Wants to work
[*]These bills aint gonna pay themselves.
[*]Cleans
[*]Who is gonna clean my mess for me? I hate cleaning but i was brought up knowing that as a girl that just something you have to do. I'd be happy if i never had to clean ever again.
[*]Doesn't like to argue
[*]Lmao, my boyfriend would tell you otherwise, but im not as dramatic as i used to be.
[*]Doesn't mind paying her own way
[*]I been working since i was 16. I was told that if i wanted my own shyt then i needed my own money. It's better than some nikka thinking you owe them p*ssy cause they spent 5 bucks on a sandwich.
[*]Freak
[*]I can't help my nature, if i lied about anything thats not one of them.
[*]Isn't shallow
[*]Im not, i consider myself average at best. Ive never been gassed to the point i start believing my own hype. If you saw my first boyfriend or even my ex you'd think i was desperate as fukk to get with them. The guy im with now is the best looking dude i ever been with.
[*]Hasn't slept with a bunch of guys
[*]Im not a virgin, but i wasnt out there slanging it like that. According to the coli i'd be considered a hoe.
[*]Submissive
[*]Hmmm to a point.
[*]Works out
[*]I bought an elliptical machine almost a month and a half ago that i havent used once.
People joke about every dude on the coli being 6 ft tall, 6 figure salary, rotation of pawgs, foreign whip, etc.
But have you noticed that every woman on thecoli
- Likes to read
- Cooks
- Wants to work
- Isn't jealous
- Cleans
- Doesn't like to argue
- Doesn't mind her man going out with his friends. She will be waiting in the bed naked when he gets back.
- Doesn't mind paying her own way
- Freak
- Isn't shallow
- Hasn't slept with a bunch of guys
- Submissive
- Works out
How much is 20 bandz hitting for in the hidden sand village
Tf u think this is?
thats 32, 677 in American dollarsHow much is 20 bandz hitting for in the hidden sand village
