I think the ladies on the coli might actually lie more than the men

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People joke about every dude on the coli being 6 ft tall, 6 figure salary, rotation of pawgs, foreign whip, etc.

But have you noticed that every woman on thecoli

  • Likes to read
  • Cooks
  • Wants to work
  • Isn't jealous
  • Cleans
  • Doesn't like to argue
  • Doesn't mind her man going out with his friends. She will be waiting in the bed naked when he gets back.
  • Doesn't mind paying her own way
  • Freak
  • Isn't shallow
  • Hasn't slept with a bunch of guys
  • Submissive
  • Works out

:comeon:
It's too good to be true. Some actually are being honest about it.
 

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There we go

Big ass feet and a very disrespectful mouth..

:wow::mjcry:it's okay..


Nah I'm not disrespectful but I tend to use profanity in a normal conversation. It is unladylike and off putting. From this day on I won't use profanity.....I have a better vocabulary.

I can't fix my feet though :mjcry:
 

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Ho turned into houswife?

:mjpls:
U can simply turn hoe into housewife by adding letters. Aint nothing wrong with wifing a reformed ho3 as long as u the only man she hoe'n for. It keeps the relationship from getting stale. Hoes know how to treat men thats y prostitution is a multi billion dollar business that will always b revelant no matter what ppl may think of it.
 

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Nah I'm not disrespectful but I tend to use profanity in a normal conversation. It is unladylike and off putting. From this day on I won't use profanity.....I have a better vocabulary.

I can't fix my feet though :mjcry:

That's my girl :mjcry:
 

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U can simply turn hoe into housewife by adding letters. Aint nothing wrong with wifing a reformed ho3 as long as u the only man she hoe'n for. It keeps the relationship from getting stale. Hoes know how to treat men thats y prostitution is a multi billion dollar business that will always b revelant no matter what ppl may think of it.

A woman stops being a how when she wants to...not because a man married her. Marrying a ho is one of the worst things anyone can do.
 
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