I tricked for the first time. Post-nut clarity is kicking my ass.

[JadeB]

Spin off from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-scammed-at-a-massage-parlor-brehs.829443/page-4

I went to another massage parlor this time and got two HJ for a two hour session. I've never been sexual with a woman in my life before (I'm 23) nor seen a woman partly naked before. Even touch her t*ts and ass. I barely came the first time and didn't the second. And paid $182 for it



Never doing it again

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Men

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

You claimed it wasnt tricking if you got it...




Survey said... Thats a damn lie

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Men

Hes a 23 year old virgin who had never seen a woman naked. We should take pity and start him a gofundme to get a actual hooker

 

[2stainz]

damn 182?!

.. what happened to fonky 40?

Them is surge rates

 

[NobleDrewAli]

I’m curious as to how you got to 23 with no action whatsoever from a woman.



what do you think your flaws are?

 

[Lord Beerus]

Breh 182? C'mon man wtf are you doing.

Between this and the only fans debacle, you're taking avoidable Ls. Please do better breh

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Spin off from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-scammed-at-a-massage-parlor-brehs.829443/page-4

I went to another massage parlor this time and got two HJ for a two hour session. I've never been sexual with a woman in my life before (I'm 23) nor seen a woman partly naked before. Even touch her t*ts and ass. I barely came the first time and didn't the second. And paid $182 for it



Never doing it again

Next time use counterfeit bills try to smash something

 

[LiIZaneFan1978]

I’m curious as to how you got to 23 with no action whatsoever from a woman.


what do you think your flaws are?

Ecclesiasticus 3:23 KJV

“Be not curious in unnecessary matters: for more things are shewed unto thee than men understand.”

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

They finessed the shyt out you



Were they at least cute?

 

[aXiom]

If I'm paying $200, best believe my penis is entering some kinda vagina.

Men

Shut the fukk up.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Ling Mai saw you coming. Figuratively and literally.

 

[jdubnyce]

$182...you know how many AMC stocks you could've got

And why such an exact figure? They charge you tax and tip?

 

[Atlrocafella]

23? Gah damn breh. There are no heauxs in your area?

 

[Drip Bayless]

Only way I would pay for p*ssy is if I was in a country where prostitution was legal and I could hit raw