If a chick vomits in front of you, she potential wifey status.

[roxxthe96er]

You know what they say?! Laughter is the best air freshener.

Shoulda been watchin y'all diets, too. But...we live and learn.



What's the Epilogue, tho?

Did she eventually make it up to you?



Always respect yourself and keep good company.

The epilogue is I took care of her an put the bytch to bed on the couch, she woke me up with morning head an said thank you then we dated for 3 months

 

[flea]

My last relationship was for a year and a half and she threw up on our first date. bytch thought she could keep up with me pounding shots I miss her

 

[The 2020 New Member]

The epilogue is I took care of her an put the bytch to bed on the couch, she woke me up with morning head an said thank you then we dated for 3 months

You're a nice guy and you deserved that. Hope it ended amicably, breh.

My last relationship was for a year and a half and she threw up on our first date. bytch thought she could keep up with me pounding shots I miss her

There's something endearing about a lady that can hang. Many will almost have you convinced. At the end of the day, no dis, they can't process alcohol like a man. And when she looks up at you from the throne with that little bit of dribble on the corner of her mouth with a face that says "I just wanda be wanda boys ", before that final cacophonous ralph, that's when you know she trill.

 

[Bless't]

You know what they say?! Laughter is the best air freshener.

Shoulda been watchin y'all diets, too. But...we live and learn.



What's the Epilogue, tho?

Did she eventually make it up to you?



Always respect yourself and keep good company.

 

[beaniemac]

Happened to me and I cuffed she is now my wife

the reverse happened to me in college and I vomitted all over this broad's room, and still fukked after

*did not cuff tho*

 

[roxxthe96er]

You're a nice guy and you deserved that. Hope it ended amicably, breh.



There's something endearing about a lady that can hang. Many will almost have you convinced. At the end of the day, no dis, they can't process alcohol like a man. And when she looks up at you from the throne with that little bit of dribble on the corner of her mouth with a face that says "I just wanda be wanda boys ", before that final cacophonous ralph, that's when you know she trill.

Nah... I stuck my dikk in crazy that time.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

the reverse happened to me in college and I vomitted all over this broad's room, and still fukked after

*did not cuff tho*

I did this once . dated a chick for a year after i barfed all over her bathroom. she thought it was sweet that i cleaned it up. had i not mentioned it, i would have been single (not necessarily a bad thing, all thing considered )

 

[muse]

i remember i threw up in the gay guy's house in his fukking living room, he cleaned it up then left me there sleeping. when i went to his room we ended up fukking

this man would not fukk me at the start of my period, but cleaning up my puke turned him on?

 

[flea]

You're a nice guy and you deserved that. Hope it ended amicably, breh.



There's something endearing about a lady that can hang. Many will almost have you convinced. At the end of the day, no dis, they can't process alcohol like a man. And when she looks up at you from the throne with that little bit of dribble on the corner of her mouth with a face that says "I just wanda be wanda boys ", before that final cacophonous ralph, that's when you know she trill.

That was beautiful what u just wrote and spot on

 

[flea]

i remember i threw up in the gay guy's house in his fukking living room, he cleaned it up then left me there sleeping. when i went to his room we ended up fukking

this man would not fukk me at the start of my period, but cleaning up my puke turned him on?

Ayo cuhz

 

[muse]

Ayo cuhz

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i remember i threw up in the gay guy's house in his fukking living room, he cleaned it up then left me there sleeping. when i went to his room we ended up fukking

this man would not fukk me at the start of my period, but cleaning up my puke turned him on?

He just wanda care 4 u lol

That was beautiful what u just wrote and spot on

I recall, cuz i really been there before. :joaqaflocka:

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i remember i threw up in the gay guy's house in his fukking living room, he cleaned it up then left me there sleeping. when i went to his room we ended up fukking

this man would not fukk me at the start of my period, but cleaning up my puke turned him on?

Possibly one of the best posts ever.