If you can't grow a beard you are losing TERRIBLY in 2015

[Big Daddy]

Had to give my brother a ride home last night.
He was at my facial hair. I shaved with clippers 4 days ago and it had already grown back.
Breh hasn't shaved clean in two years and his chin hair won't get longer than an inch and the mustache won't connect.
If you have a deep voice and look halfway decent, it's like a cheat code.

I don't know bruh, my next oldest brother literally got that Barry White shyt going on with his voice(mine is almost as deep but not like his) and yet he's a bald-faced ass nikka
He be so at me when we're together because I stay with some Freeway type shyt and yet all he can grow is a light mustache and some chin scrubble...no goatee, no goal posts to connect said goatee, and definitely no sideburns

 

[DrX]

#beardgang

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Should I dap this?

I have a beard tho

Nah.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Goatees >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beards

Hey guys, is anyone voting for Clinton again?

 

[Gully Bull]

Full thick beard crew

Women have told me they prefer either clean shaven, low beard, or goatee.

 

[Big Daddy]

Theres still a piece near my lips that wont grow.........and i started getting facial hair in 9th grade........thats 6 years and im still waiting.....

Start shaving. Specifically where there isn't any hair at; shave where you want it to grow.

Use hair clippers like in the barbershop (Andis T-outliners)..

I know you're thinking "Id just be shaving my skin if I did that", and you're probably right.. but what it does (did for me) was train/fertilize/prep that area for hair growth.

I don't know how. I don't know why. It just does.

When I was 19 I couldn't grow anything more than those "hook" style sideburns Ludacris had when he first came out:

That ^ was the exact pattern of my facial area.

I simply began "shaving" (running the clippers over) all the bald areas. What eventually happened was a steady growth from peach fuzz to 5oclock shadow to my HAVING to shave just to keep my shyt tame.

I was able to grow a full blown caveman Freeway Billy Dee Williams type beard in about a year's time from the time I began shaving the "bald" spots.

Cant hurt for you to try

 

[Killer Instinct]

I don't know bruh, my next oldest brother literally got that Barry White shyt going on with his voice(mine is almost as deep but not like his) and yet he's a bald-faced ass nikka
He be so at me when we're together because I stay with some Freeway type shyt and yet all he can grow is a light mustache and some chin scrubble...no goatee, no goal posts to connect said goatee, and definitely no sideburns

Those struggle goatees and dudes never want to give it up.
Cats will hold out for years hoping that it'll connect.


But nah, I was saying that a deep voice in combination with a beard, can help reel a chick in if you're decent looking and comfortable with women.
I always call & not text when it's the first time I'm trying to get her open. Like your brother, my voice is on some diet Barry White and it helps.
Sorta like when we hear a chick from the coli for the first time and it's naturally soft and feminine.
You could have sworn she was ugly beforehand, but all you're thinking about is about how good she sounds.
@Marty Kaan had everybody when she dropped that soundbite a couple years back.
I think @bcrusaderw had every guy that hated her guts trying to slide into her inbox after they heard her voice.

 

[Nymbus]

lmao had hairy ass legs and arms since I was a kid but I can't even grow sideburns
Not too mad though some peoples hairlines start receding in their 20's simply from unlucky genetics especially cacs
Parents at least passed down that blessing

 

[GilSho]

My facial hair game is wack as fukk. I can't even grow out fukking sideburns.

 

[Klyk21]

200+daps

 

[Big Daddy]

I was saying that a deep voice in combination with a beard, can help reel a chick in if you're decent looking and comfortable with women.

True words

I think @bcrusaderw had every guy that hated her guts trying to slide into her inbox after they heard her voice.

I just wanted to ask her something

 

[ZEupTWN]

i got a chinstrap beard and i wish it was filled in a little more on the sides...

 

[Surreal]

I grow a full beard in 1 week if I don't Andis it up

 

[Aceofspades404]

Ladies love my scruffy face

 

[Killer Instinct]

True words







I just wanted to ask her something

Y'all boys went from, "Disgusting bedwench!"

to

"Why you acting like that, queen?"