I had a couple of accidents a while back, first I was jacking off to some shemale porn and my fukking computer keyboard fell onto my erect cock (a message from god perhaps to stop jacking off to these abominations?), luckily it was one of those cheap ass plastic ones,fukk me if it had been the logitech one I use for games it would have broken it , so it was only bruised but still I think it made the skin swell a bit.About a week after that I got 'lucky' in a bar and took this pretty fat heffer home,and really fukked her, she was very drunk, so I decided to put it up her rusty sherrifs badge, (I had a condom on this time luckily), but I was pounded away but suddenly I felt a real pain when I was about to cum something wasn't fukking right I tell you lads that.
So I pulled out and fukk me ,but my foreskin had got stuck half way down my fukking cock!! I went ape shyt, I am squemish like that, and I tried to roll it back,she did, I even got in her bath thinking it might loosen it up, but if anything I made it worse, I was still quite drunk,and was fumbling away. It wouldn't fukking budge and now it was starting to swell more ,
Ended up having to get a taxi up the local hospital, and was hobbling like a brazillian shemale jacked up on viagra had given me a real good pounding. I then had to explain about my poor cock, to the receptionist, then a nurse, then a doctor and several other nurses, had to explain about the anal, I tell you what though, your cock being in such a state sobers you up quick. I then had to undergo a very painful thing,where they 'released my forskin,,luckily managed to do it without surgery but it was cut up pretty bad and hurt to piss for a week, plus I developed a nasty infection. Anyway, they suggest circumcision,as soon as I had healed up.
And to all UK guys beware of the NHS, I simply had a tight foreskin, no cancer or anything, yet they just want to cut you if they send you to a urologist, they don't mention other procedures or treatments because it can cost more, and it's more cost effective to the NHS to circumcise you.I didn't want it done, for the reasons the chap who started the thread mentioned.It's amazing though how money can solve problems like this most of the time. As I had the money ,a private urologist sent me to a plastic surgeon and they performed an op to loosen things up and basically had a 'half circumcision' , so Iam still 'intact',looks almost like before and never have had that problem again and you will all be pleased to know, a$$holes are now back on the menu.
..... The sensation of goin in raw dawg
