If you want to cheat on your girl, wear gear of a team she knows you hate

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Some of these bytches like snitchin'. Tryna get a pic of you while you sleep and post it online or try to send it to your girl directly. They will even take a pic of your clothes and shoes on the ground.

Imagine coming home and your girl is laughing talking about "bae, check this out. Some girl just sent me a message on Facebook sayin' you fukked her last night. She also sent a video of you fukkin her. I know damn well it ain't you":russ:

This is what I would have on the entire time in that video

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My wife know I'm Ohio State all day:mjgrin:


I'd be like "These bytches a trip, bae. Jealous of what we got":mjgrin:

It ain't even gotta be cheating. You can use this to rob banks, gas stations, commit murders, etc. You just have to build up your fandom online so that people will know who you're a fan of.
 
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Gil Scott-Heroin

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It ain't even gotta be cheating. You can use this to rob banks, gas stations, commit murders, etc. You just have to build up your fandom online so that people will know who you're a fan of.
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As if the "commit murders" wasn't funny enough, muh'fukka had to add the "etc", as if he was just casually selling a multipurpose cleaning product.
 

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Some of these bytches like snitchin'. Tryna get a pic of you while you sleep and post it online or try to send it to your girl directly. They will even take a pic of your clothes and shoes on the ground.

Imagine coming home and your girl is laughing talking about "bae, check this out. Some girl just sent me a message on Facebook sayin' you fukked her last night. She also sent a video of you fukkin her. I know damn well it ain't you":russ:

This is what I would have on the entire time in that video

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My wife know I'm Ohio State all day:mjgrin:


I'd be like "These bytches a trip, bae. Jealous of what we got":mjgrin:

It ain't even gotta be cheating. You can use this to rob banks, gas stations, commit murders, etc. You just have to build up your fandom online so that people will know who you're a fan of.
Brilliant just damn brilliant
 
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