If You Want Your Girl To Tell You Her Real Body Count Then...

SheWantTheD

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Tell her yours is some crazy shyt like 200+ and that you have no choice but to accept someone with a high body count too. If she doesn't remember, throw her in the bushes.

If she asks how you got that number and accuses you of lying tell her you traveled the world and was running thru chicks everyday.

Don't even bring it up directly. let her think she's the one that brought the topic up. Just tell her how you traveled to Brazil and you ran through so many Brazilians, etc to the point where you can't even remember how much.

It'll get to the point where she asks you your body count then you ask her.

Depending on your age the lie fluctuates.
 

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I'd break up with him. I don't want no loose bytch that everyone had, likely for free and without the attitudes that I gotta deal with.
Ight and that would show me I don't have a chick tryna pretend like she saint mary when she really no walls Mary.
 
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