I'm joining the local pro wrestling school so I can impregnate Divas...gimmie a gimmick brehs

[AquaCityBoy]

Be a coli poster. Come out with a laptop and brag to the coli how you're fukking all kinds of dimes while you post from work. See if Kanye or Nas can do your theme.

Have that nikka just walk out in the middle of the match and start posting on The Coli at ringside until he gets counted out/thrown back in the ring.

 

[usopp]

No way Fatt Harvey and that fat Uso should be eating good off Divas. Half of us in better shape and look better than these bums.




I need theme music and a gimmick. If I get famous I'll bring yall with me We'll break the 4th wall

Chocholate Milf, with tha Dolemite theme song

 

[mortuus est]

T he Rock 2.0

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

Be a coli poster. Come out with a laptop and brag to the coli how you're fukking all kinds of dimes while you post from work. See if Kanye or Nas can do your theme.

this would only work if you only try to smash nattie and kaitlyn and give the face to naomi because she wears a "hair hat". u should also do the triple h water taunt but with mollywatr.

 

[Silkk]

Bootyhole Song

 

[Grifter]

there's another bootyhole song




there's a video to bootyhole

 

[Gang$tarr]

Theme

Good lawd This song is life changing

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

built on dudes gimmick of bringing out a laptop..except play a smark who actually has skills to kick ass..

come out and point out things from the dirt sheet said about you(kayfabe obv) or people more popular that you consider yourself better than

whole gimmick is about how you are best for business and are part Hogan part Vince part Russo, etc.

 

[Reality Check]

Be a coli poster. Come out with a laptop and brag to the coli how you're fukking all kinds of dimes while you post from work.

I'm sure he can draw some "inspiration" from some of the active posters in this section.

 

[Nintendough]

Wait till I shoot on Orton by telling him his only fan is some fat, mandark hairline having paralegal from michigan who posts on the coli.




I'll probably get suspended for 2 months but it will be worth it

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[EA]

Theme

I can't breathe

 

[Slystallion]

no homo but to get a serious reply your going to have to post your picture and size stats to know what type of wrestler or gimmick you could be...a sample promo as well so we can tell you what works and what doesn't

 

[Nintendough]

I want to train for this as well. Any good schools in the South?

Breh go promise Jake the Snake a case of non alch beer. He'll square you away.





I just realized something brehs. I'm very good at pissing people off and rubbing them the wrong way. Heel maybe?

 

[Psychosis]

Joey Ryan's sleazy gimmick - straight up molesting females during matches