SpikeLee Cumbersmith
All Star
As an adherent of the Tom Leykis school, this is correct. This isn't a judgement on buying vajayjay, but rather more about the reasoning. There's the story of the NFL great who lost his announcement job because he wouldn't pay for his use of the vajayjay. You pay so that the woman will leave you alone so you can get back to the important things in your life