I'm thinking of becoming a Superhero

[PortCityProphet]

It's about time we get someone to fight the injustices done across this country. I feel like it's my calling.
All I need is a few bjj lessons @Mowgli can help me out with that. I already wear glasses so if I take them off nobody will know who I am so my identity is safe. Might have to get lasik tho cause I'm not bout that sticking a finger in my eye life
Now on to my costume I'll draw something up. Maybe a fist with a coliseum in the background. Spandex or nah? None of that underwear over my pants shyt tho, that's just silly. Where can a brother get a good cape from?
I'll need some other stuff like zip lines and grappling hooks, and some slick oil to make villains slip but I can get all that stuff on amazon.
What yall think? I'm ready to save these streets

 

[Tallac]

What will be your name, breh

 

[Kenny West]

Form up the Justice League with Phoenix Jones

 

[MAKAVELI25]

What will be your name, breh

He's not gonna need one, he'll be dead within a week.

 

[Rue]

He's not gonna need one, he'll be dead within a week.

Ye have little faith

 

[Neuromancer]

It's about time we get someone to fight the injustices done across this country. I feel like it's my calling.
All I need is a few bjj lessons @Mowgli can help me out with that. I already wear glasses so if I take them off nobody will know who I am so my identity is safe. Might have to get lasik tho cause I'm not bout that sticking a finger in my eye life
Now on to my costume I'll draw something up. Maybe a fist with a coliseum in the background. Spandex or nah? None of that underwear over my pants shyt tho, that's just silly. Where can a brother get a good cape from?
I'll need some other stuff like zip lines and grappling hooks, and some slick oil to make villains slip but I can get all that stuff on amazon.
What yall think? I'm ready to save these streets

Don't wear a cape. It will get you killed. Learn escrima stick fighting. Go for kevelar not spandex.

 

[Rue]

Don't wear a cape. It will get you killed. Learn escrima stick fighting. Go for kevelar not spandex.

But the cape will help when jumping off scyscrapers

 

[MoonGoddess]

Don't wear a cape. It will get you killed. Learn escrima stick fighting. Go for kevelar not spandex.

Not every superhero can pull off the capeless look tho.

 

[Rue]

Not every superhero can pull off the capeless look tho.

Arrow kinda did

Edit: he wasnt exactly a superhero

 

[MoonGoddess]

Arrow kinda did

Edit: he wasnt exactly a superhero

Yeah his costume isnt form fitting tho. It's pretty badass, i would love to find a leather vest hoodie like the one he has

 

[Anti-Anime]

You need that Bobby digital money. Make sure to do everything non lethal. You're a superhero not a killer

 

[Neuromancer]

Not every superhero can pull off the capeless look tho.

Read the watchmen. When your cape gets stuck in a revolving door in front of gun totting killers you won't care about fashion sense.

 

[MoonGoddess]

Read the watchmen. When your cape gets stuck in a revolving door in front of gun totting killers you won't care about fashion sense.

What about these?

 

[AJtheOne]

I'm thinking bout doing this too breh

my hood needs a vigilante

 

[onlylno]

The only realistic american superhero.



If you ain't strapped, you ain't making it far.