Is Florida the Fuccery Capital of America?

[DonKnock]

We've seen some serious fuccery out of Florida in recent history

Flakka
Bath salts
Crazy road rage incidents
Guy throwing an alligator through a drive thru window

Huge snakes getting lose in the Everglades

We could go on and on


But in the end, does the Coli take Florida or the field for the fuccery capital of America?
If you taking the field, please state which State you believe has superior fuccery to Florida

 

[RandomDudeOnColi]

Yes.

 

[Larry Lobster]

GTA Florida

 

[Scottie Drippin]

You forgot the tiger that escaped someone's backwoods farm

 

[DonKnock]

You forgot the tiger that escaped someone's backwoods farm

I aint even hear about that breh

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I aint even hear about that breh

We've had bears, lions, and tigers escape from poorly kept animal sanctuaries a few times over the last few years

 

[timothy_strickland]

South Florida should be not lumped in with the rest of the state. word to @Tony_Bromo

Florida without Miami, south beach, dade broward...is status.

All the trash and fukked up people from canada, and america come to florida. Fora new life. The climate is very welcoming. Rest for the homeless, escape from the cold upnorth.


My breh told me about the time he walked into a bar and saw KKK cacs, biker cacs, Zoes( haitian gangs), creepy cuban dudes, and just your average ass rednecks all together. shyt was scary apparently. Of course he got the hell out of there like 30 minutes later.

 

[NoGutsNoGLory]

We've seen some serious fuccery out of Florida in recent history

Flakka
Bath salts
Crazy road rage incidents
Guy throwing an alligator through a drive thru window

Huge snakes getting lose in the Everglades

We could go on and on


But in the end, does the Coli take Florida or the field for the fuccery capital of America?
If you taking the field, please state which State you believe has superior fuccery to Florida

I think its because Florida makes its criminal records public, other states dont do this so Florida looks worse off than the other states. Its also common sense, I refuse to believe NY or Cali arent just as fukked up.

 

[DonKnock]

We've had bears, lions, and tigers escape from poorly kept animal sanctuaries a few times over the last few years

This Florida fuccery really is next level

 

[Banned Account12]

The only thing Florida good for is gold teeth
Tha hoes trash
Tha weed trash

 

[goatnole]

It is the lightning capital of the United States. And Central Florida -- from Tampa to Titusville -- has the added distinction of being called "Lightning Alley." Because of the frequency of electrical storms, our state leads the nation in fatalities and injuries caused by lightning.

 

[A1aaa]

must be something in the water down there

 

[ba'al]

Florida without Miami, south beach, dade broward...is status.

That's a lie. You ever been to Port Orange, Panama City, Cocoa Beach or Palm Coast?

 

[unit321]

Depends. It's probably Oregon. Very subtle, compared to Florida, but it's there. In Portland. The city.

 

[The Mad Titan]

GTA Florida

would be dope