General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
. She can say what she want. Don't think it would be good press for her church for her to admit she was scrapping in Costco and got duffed in the head with some cheese puffs. 
Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.
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. She can say what she want. Don't think it would be good press for her church for her to admit she was scrapping in Costco and got duffed in the head with some cheese puffs. 
Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
Butch - ( basically screaming ) WE LOVE THE LORD! WE ALSO DEMAND RESPECT!
I don't know why but this quote had me laughing like crazy
She hit me square in the face with some Veggie Straws and thats when I decided enough is enough.
I grabbed pretzels and chuck them at her!
Sir, I've been kicked out of hotels and the parking lot at the Del Amo Mall, but getting banned from Costco for fighting with a lesbian pastor and her wife.....
How the hell did you manage to get banned from a parking lot?
@General Mills: You remind me of Larry David the way you get yourself into a ridiculous situation and piss people off unintentionally
Now that I remember, we also got kicked out of the Cerritos Mall that same weekend, if not the same day.
I don't know why but this quote had me laughing like crazy
How the hell did you manage to get banned from a parking lot?
@General Mills: You remind me of Larry David the way you get yourself into a ridiculous situation and piss people off unintentionally
Have an alcoholic, pot smoking abusive (ex) boyfriend brehettes.
Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
Now that I remember, we also got kicked out of the Cerritos Mall that same weekend, if not the same day.
Have an alcoholic, pot smoking abusive (ex) boyfriend brehettes.
Oh damn, I was hoping for a funny story. I was having a hard time picturing a girl getting banned from a parking lot That sucks though, been there.
I didn't get kicked out or banned from anywhere luckily but he managed to get banned from my favourite local grocery store one time when he was pickin up some stuff for me. I yelled at him too (
) cuz it's the best underground spot in the city to get groceries
He was drunk and I cursed him out in the parking lot before we could make it out the car and mall parking lot security - two white guys ready to pull out whatever weapon they had- told us "you aren't welcome here."
That sucks though, been there.
I didn't get kicked out or banned from anywhere luckily but he managed to get banned from my favourite local grocery store one time when he was pickin up some stuff for me. I yelled at him too (
I was cursing him out that whole weekend because he was stupid drunk. His friend kicked him out of his house. CHP put him in the drunk tank. Tried to shoplift in Cerritos. I sounded like a mother scolding a child. Knew the relationship was over then.
A week or two later, it was over.
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
This is how we find out if this story is truly authentic. General Mills, you should text your homegirl about the story, mentioning the preacher's name, her chapel and Costco.....print screen text dialogue...
Big Skilly Films
All Star
This is how we find out if this story is truly authentic. General Mills, you should text your homegirl about the story, mentioning the preacher's name, her chapel and Costco.....print screen text dialogue...
nikka what you want next? a video of him talking to the preacher screaming worldstar? 
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
This is how we find out if this story is truly authentic. General Mills, you should text your homegirl about the story, mentioning the preacher's name, her chapel and Costco.....print screen text dialogue...
I love the Coli. Lord knows I do.
But I have no desire for Coli fukkery to add to my real life fukkery.
Let's say I do this. Coli wolves then sniff out the identity of ol girl. Invite her to the Coli to share her details of the events.
Meanwhile I want nothing more to do with her. Already deleted her info. But now I'm forced too deal with her again.
I know we are living in the last days but the chase for more fukkery has to stop at some point.
WuDatWuDat
All Star
I got kicked out of a baseball stadium because the person that happened to be sitting next to me dropped a bunch of f-bombs..and security seemed to think I was with them. I thought that was the highest level of fukkery
Probably
But getting kicked out of a store for getting in a fight with a lesbian pastor definitely takes the cake.
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I'm glad you were vindicated! And your story got me in tears and wheezingI love the Coli. Lord knows I do.
But I have no desire for Coli fukkery to add to my real life fukkery.
Let's say I do this. Coli wolves then sniff out the identity of ol girl. Invite her to the Coli to share her details of the events.
Meanwhile I want nothing more to do with her. Already deleted her info. But now I'm forced too deal with her again.
I know we are living in the last days but the chase for more fukkery has to stop at some point.
I am back!!!!!
Got a call yesterday but missed it. Listened to the voicemail today and I am fully reinstated AND they refunded me my membership fee, AND they gave me a 75.00 store credit.
I am just getting to work and my boss said he ran into the head guy he knows at Costco. . Said he mentioned the fiasco and the dude was pissed cause nobody told him about it. Said he was livid. Later he told him that the assistant manager who cuffed my membership had no right to do that and she got "Let Go" Apparently she was already on a short leash. .
I ran up in Costco before work like
Was so good to be back brehs.
I legit fist pumped when I read this post
Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
I got kicked out of a baseball stadium because the person that happened to be sitting next to me dropped a bunch of f-bombs..and security seemed to think I was with them. I thought that was the highest level of fukkery
Probably
I got kicked out of a live TV taping once...
They wanted us to be all loud and shyt, so when the host came out, I saw on the teleprompter that the host's name was Enis.
So he comes out and I'm like "YEAHHHH ENIS!!! WOOOO ENIS!" and then a friend joined in...
Not long after later someone grabbed us and brought us into this super creepy warehouse lookin spot backstage
They thought we were saying Penis
Turns out we were pronouncing his name wrong (rhymes with Dennis not penis apparently)
Dude was furious, sayin his manager and parents and everyone were there
We were there with our school and got in shyt with the head of our program afterwards too
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
Don't bust a blood vessel. I don't take these type threads serious mayne. I love the Coli. Lord knows I do.
But I have no desire for Coli fukkery to add to my real life fukkery.
Let's say I do this. Coli wolves then sniff out the identity of ol girl. Invite her to the Coli to share her details of the events.
Meanwhile I want nothing more to do with her. Already deleted her info. But now I'm forced too deal with her again.
I know we are living in the last days but the chase for more fukkery has to stop at some point.
Breh, I wouldn't ask you to implicate yourself, just cross out her name. Not a big deal though
Da Fukkery Must Be Fed Like Tending a House Plant 
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