Look at this leaked Rihanna article :wow:

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

{Intelligent Discourse Is Daed}

 

[wickedsm]

[insert eff yall chatty patty ass nikkas post]

 

[Vice Queen]

[Insert post attempting to be funny like everyone else and failing miserably]

 

[Ribbs]

[Thinks the muthaphuckas in this thread are a bunch of cornballs]

[insert neg gif by 3Rivers, doesn't actually neg]

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

[Insert *riri smiley]

 

[Damnshow]

I swear this is like the best site ever, the whole first page is full of consistency
Normally you would expect a few funny posts in one page, but not here

 

[director_of_bands]

its like a drake album.

bingo

 

[thirdeye]

I swear this is like the best site ever, the whole first page is full of consistency
Normally you would expect a few funny posts in one page, but not here

i didnt realize thats what everyone was doing until i saw my post

 

[zerozero]

[accuses poster of being a sockpuppet]

[mistakenly tags someone with no sockpuppets as the real coli member behind the opinion]

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Did kendrick pay for those props?

Music industry exposed?

will cats believe that it's just rihanna?

 

[PimpHandStrong]

The world is a stage.

shyt becomes more and more clear breh.

Truman show

 

[hayesc0]

Your favorite pop star is so cookie cutter they're just making MS Word templates for her brehs

Someone is dumb if you gonna have a template like that have the parts you fill in be a different color text.

 

[Address_Unknown]

[inserts a gif that he feels is witty and should raise his dap count and make people laugh]

[Comes back online 3 hours later to a max of 3 or so pity daps and chucks his phone and the coli to the bushes after noticing all the shyt below it doing double digit numbers and he salty as fukk doing the face while playing larrybox]

 

[Deutsche Bank]

Word. Imagine how many people made their living and bought houses based on crafting the "Rihanna is edgy" image that this journalist can pre-write that without even thinking.

America is the greatest country of all time. This bytch can't sing, can't dance, is dumb as fukk, has herpes, and she's a pop megastar criticizing people on a talent show and got brehs on here wanting to eat her ass and her p*ssy.

Only in America, nikka.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

[insert penis into rihanna]