!@ Lord of the Simps: This nikka is maad corny @!

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She got a nice body. That's for sure.

He looks like piss personified and the bytch got Cabbage Patch doll hair.

Be careful when commenting on a girl's natural hair. Some people here take that to heart. When you diss a girl's natural hair sudden they assume you hate black girls.

He could shave his hair off and grow out the beard a little and hit the gym and he'd be pulling chicks without simping so hard.

I always thought facial hair makes a guy look older than he is.
 

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These are the type of nikkaz that end up assaulting or killin a chick. Real talk, this broad knows gatdamn well this nikka wants to beat. But she is leading dude on, accepting all these gifts and shyt. Ol girl better stop playin with dude :mjpls:

Yup, 100%, I spoke on that before in another thread, and I had to tell my youngest sister about that too. If you a girl and it's a dude that ain't got it goin on like that and he putting all that stock into you, if you screw him over, them be the dudes that go psycho.

Shorty body looking good though.:whoo:
 

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fukk that, we hard on these hoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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dudes whole timeline photos is straight simping

look at this ish

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It's a complete mystery how this guy is even in close proximity to a hot chick.

1) He needs a hair transplant surgery. He's way too young to start balding.
2) Reshape his eyebrows or trim them (no homo).
3) Fix his teeth. He looks like he has an overbite.
4) Shave

He looks so dirty/musty/weird.

How can you tell he has an overbite?
 

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Notice this dude aint married :mjpls:. He running game on dumb ass broads looking for someone just like him. He's fool's gold
 
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