i'd take what God gives me.
my daughter would be a goddess.
her boyfriends wont stand a chance.
boyfriend: nice to meet you sir.
me: have a seat junior
boyfriend: just wanna let you know that i'm a good guy
me: babygirl go get me a beer while we talk a taste.
daughter:
boyfriend: so my family is from um...
me: fukk all of that bullshyt....you knock her up you marry her.
boyfriend: sir
*lights up the sticky*
me: hit this nikka
boyfriend: i dont smoke sir
me: I hate a fake ass nikka.
boyfriend: that is that loud. *takes hit*
daughter: here pops
me: get this nikka out my mutha fukkin house
boyfriend: but sir
daughter: you fell for his weed trick?
me: you gone smoke weed in my house nikka?
boyfriend: