Never get drunk around white people, i saw some fukked up shyt yesterday

[General Mills]

PART 4


The one cop says they got a report of two babies drinking alcohol.


I am That was my inner reactions exactly.. . I was kicking myself. The good ol boy cacs were drunk too but they drove home. . I am sitting here. . A black man in a hotel room with a white couple and their kids. . I am about to be caught up in some bullshyt. I say. . .I do not know what you mean officer. Meanwhile the wife wakes up and walks over. . B-Rad is still knocked out and so are the kids. .I assume all three are sleep in a drunken stupor.

She talks to the cops in her white girl voice and reassures them that nothing happened and as they can see.

.We are all just sleeping. . The one cop tips his hat and says sorry for the interruption ma'am. Yall have a good night.

I am Thats something only a white person could do. I get back in bed feeling relieved as fukk! She gets back in her bed. . I am in a deep sleep when I hear a POUNDING on the door! I walk to the door wiping sleep out of my eyes. I peek thru the peephole and see

Its cops but two different ones. I think its all a big misunderstanding as to why they are here. . WRONG.


I open the door.

Me - Hey guys. Two cops were already here. I guess you got the same call.

Cop - Do you want to go to jail.

Me - No sir!

Cop - Then sit your ass down on that bed and do not move.



Me - Yes ( meekly )



Meanwhile the girlfriend had woke up and she assumed like I did that she could white girl voice her way out of this. They shut her down quick by telling her to shut up and sit her ass down.. . I am sitting on my bed now like . B-Rad and the kids are STILL SLEEP! Cops go to wake up B-Rad and he is drunk and starts swinging while waking up. . The one cop stood him up then slammed him down on the floor hard as fukkkk!

Cuffed his ass. . Then both cops bent over the kids and smelled their breaths. . They were still sleep. . They had to be drunk. Yup. . They smelled alcohol on both of the kids breaths. They cuffed the moms too and she is bawling. I am sitting on my bed trying to be invisible. . The one cop walks to me and asks for my license . . He runs my name. . He then checks his report. . He says they got a report of 5 WHITE people giving beer to two minors. One of the people they were partying with in the courtyard called the cops and gave them descriptions of the people involved. They did not mention a black guy.


Actually two people called the cops. The first cops came. . Then somebody else called with the descriptions. My boss and his employees would have been fukked if they didnt leave when they did. The second person who called the cops did give the cops a description of their truck but not license plate. So they got away.

The cops asked me what I saw. . I told him I came over here to help him move then got a headache and laid down and went to sleep. He said you stay here. DONT MOVE. So I sat my ass on that bed. . I did not move an inch brehs. But they did not cuff me. Meanwhile they called child protective services cause they did not have any family down here to take the kids after they would leave the hospital. B-Rad is drunk and cuffed and still trying to fight. They literally threw him on the ground again and hog tied him. The girlfriend was just sitting there crying. . The cops are running their info and more cops show up.


Long story short. . They were on the run. The kids were not B-Rads. The chick was married ( GMB ) with another cac and hooked up with her jr high sweetheart B-Rad. They decided to run away and dipped to Florida. The husband had been looking for his kids and there was a warrant out for both of them from Detroit. The cops let me go eventually. . I was so shook brehs. . I came way to close to being caught up in some fukkery with cacs.

 

[flea]

......now I can understand why you didn't want to help him.

If dude was black and would you help?

That'd never happen to a black dude to be quite frank

 

[Methodical]

PART 3



So I am MAD AS FUKKKK!!! But what could I do. . I got caught slipping. We finish moving their shyt. . Then go back to the hotel. . They did not have beds yet and they had the hotel for one more night so they wanted to use the room. Plus they planned a party. They bought beer and liquor and invited the good ol boys from the job. Now their hotel was built like a octagon. .

All the rooms on the outside. . When you are in your room you can go out the sliding glass door too to the courtyard. The courtyard was basically the middle of the octagon. It was not a hood hotel. . But it definitely was not a 5 star establishment. It seemed to cater to people who stayed there short term. There seemed to be alot of people who actually lived there for a period of time.

Now it was a sat night. All the godo ol boys came over and we are all hanging out in the courtyard drinking beers. . Then we started mingling with the other people who lived there too. People were coming out to join the party. Soon more liquor and beer gets bought and we are all chilling. I am throwing back beers mad cause of my speakers.

I am trying to holler at some of these cac bytches. . .When I see something. .

His 2 and a half year old is drinking a beer in the courtyard. I instinctively walked back into the room and told his girl. She was helping the lil girl use the bathroom. I am like. . Aiyo. . Your son is out there drinking a beer. She looks annoyed and yells out the sliding glass door. B-Rad get that beer from him! B-Rad is drunk. . He goes . . .No no he is doing good. . . Drink up lil man!


Brehs I am in the room looking like WTF. . .Then he calls the daughter outside. . Gives her a beer. . She takes a sip and is like nah its nasty. All the good ol boys and the people in the courtyard are laughing. While they were laughing the lil boy went the outside cooler and grabbed another beer. . B-Rad twisted off the top and the kid took it straight to the head.

EVERYBODY is roaring laughter. . Everybody except for me. . I was still in the room. I was drunk too brehs. I had downed at least 3 vodkas and oj and maybe 6 or 7 beers. But thank gawd I was not that drunk to think this was all good. . They were all begging me to come outside. . Including the girlfriend. I said nah I got a headache. . I am going to just chill in the room and play Playstation brehs. They shut the glass door and continued the party. I actually wanted to drive home but I was too shyt faced. . . So I figured I would just chill here for a bit then make my way home later.


A hour or so later the party winds down and the good ol boys all go home. The other residents go back in their room and B-Rad says look. No way you are driving home. You take the other bed. Me and my girl got this one. .And we will make a bed on the floor with blankets and shyt for the kids in the middle of the two beds. . I am like word.


I am drifting off to sleep when there is a knock on the door. . Both of those two are snoring drunk heavy. . I go to the door and its

Man, you should wrote a book breh.


Waiting for the part 4....

 

[Methodical]

PART 4


The one cop says they got a report of two babies drinking alcohol.


I am That was my inner reactions exactly.. . I was kicking myself. The good ol boy cacs were drunk too but they drove home. . I am sitting here. . A black man in a hotel room with a white couple and their kids. . I am about to be caught up in some bullshyt. I say. . .I do not know what you mean officer. Meanwhile the wife wakes up and walks over. . B-Rad is still knocked out and so are the kids. .I assume all three are sleep in a drunken stupor.

She talks to the cops in her white girl voice and reassures them that nothing happened and as they can see. .We are all just sleeping. . The one cop tips his hat and says sorry for the interruption ma'am. Yall have a good night.

I am Thats something only a white person could do. I get back in bed feeling relieved as fukk! She gets back in her bed. . I am in a deep sleep when I hear a POUNDING on the door! I walk to the door wiping sleep out of my eyes. I peek thru the peephole and see

Its cops but two different ones. I think its all a big misunderstanding as to why they are here. . WRONG.


I open the door.

Me - Hey guys. Two cops were already here. I guess you got the same call.

Cop - Do you want to go to jail.

Me - No sir!

Cop - Then sit your ass down on that bed and do not move.



Me - Yes ( meekly )



Meanwhile the girlfriend had woke up and she assumed like I did that she could white girl voice her way out of this. They shut her down quick by telling her to shut up and sit her ass down.. . I am sitting on my bed now like . B-Rad and the kids are STILL SLEEP! Cops go to wake up B-Rad and he is drunk and starts swinging while waking up. . The one cop stood him up then slammed him down on the floor hard as fukkkk!

Cuffed his ass. . Then both cops bent over the kids and smelled their breaths. . They were still sleep. . They had to be drunk. Yup. . They smelled alcohol on both of the kids breaths. They cuffed the moms too and she is bawling. I am sitting on my bed trying to be invisible. . The one cop walks to me and asks for my license . . He runs my name. . He then checks his report. . He says they got a report of 5 WHITE people giving beer to two minors. One of the people they were partying with in the courtyard called the cops and gave them descriptions of the people involved. They did not mention a black guy.


Actually two people called the cops. The first cops came. . Then somebody else called with the descriptions. My boss and his employees would have been fukked if they didnt leave when they did. The second person who called the cops did give the cops a description of their truck but not license plate. So they got away.

The cops asked me what I saw. . I told him I came over here to help him move then got a headache and laid down and went to sleep. He said you stay here. DONT MOVE. So I sat my ass on that bed. . I did not move an inch brehs. But they did not cuff me. Meanwhile they called child protective services cause they did not have any family down here to take the kids after they would leave the hospital. B-Rad is drunk and cuffed and still trying to fight. They literally threw him on the ground again and hog tied him. The girlfriend was just sitting there crying. . The cops are running their info and more cops show up.


Long story short. . They were on the run. The kids were not B-Rads. The chick was married ( GMB ) with another cac and hooked up with her jr high sweetheart B-Rad. They decided to run away and dipped to Florida. The husband had been looking for his kids and there was a warrant out for both of them from Detroit. The cops let me go eventually. . I was so shook brehs. . I came way to close to being caught up in some fukkery with cacs.

 

[Smokin Rider]

I had been at a party and Asians and cacs were drawing dikks on faces of whoever was knocked out. Right then I knew not to get wasted at random parties, I said "straight up if someone tries that on me they won't live to see tomorrow", a bunch of people laughed like but I kept the face and said "I'm serious", then some asian said "its not that serious" and i said "it will be for you if you try it on me " the room just got quiet and awkward. They know who to pull that shyt on.

Still I played that beer pong shyt and was winnin every round til I was on the verge of blackin out and I went into this girls bedroom and past out in her closet, wasn't gonna let anyone catch me slippin

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I chocked on my Taco Bell

 

[Renkz]

Someone add a general mills tag, we don't want to lose this

 

[ryshy]

U not lyin them nikkas rly can't appreciate shyt they gotta ruin other ppls lives for fun

I know tons of white ppl r cool but it gotta b cultural how they get joy outta fukking with others. Must b all the privilege

 

[LimitedEdition]

General Mills' stories be the highlight of my day when I find them. Its like finding $20 in your pocket.

 

[Nick Barnes]

General Mills just stole the show

 

[Dominoes]

You think that's bad?
The Native Americans learned the hardest way

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

@General Mills saved the day with this thread

 

[Geek Nasty]

1. fukk what they think
2. There's dozens of people at those parties, of all kinds of shades and weight
3. I'm stealthy as fukk and I was a repeat offender, meaning they never suspected me of shyt
4. #1

Straight up c00n talk

 

[flea]

@General Mills saved the day with this thread

Cool it fakkit this thread was featured before he got here but I salute the gawd

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]