Fart Knocker
Superstar
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He put the mitts on this dude lmaoo
i see what you did there...
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He put the mitts on this dude lmaoo
- this actually sounds more believable cuz dude legitimately loses it whenever his head is touched .

it's like he' already thinking who the fukk is touching my headhe's been a beast since leaving seattleThat's my underachieving as a hitter, but still played his ass off at 3rd base everyday Mariner.
I'll always cheer for Adrian.
he didnt try that shyt with a brotha tho
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"He looked at Beltre like 'nikka I wish you would"
then sauntered off like yeah, fukk nikka. 
Tremendous teammate everybody here loves him. He's not only good friends with Latino players like many are, he's great friends with his white teammates too
I remember that talk at the beginning of the season saying we should trade himthats my 3rd baseman![]()


